I was going to comment that there were nice photos, but it did nothing to educate or explain the ‘inner workings’.

I also did not want to read all the way to the bottom of the article. Thank you for summing up the last paragraph for us.

Where the hell did this D come from?

Just a thought - it may have been better to only include the photos from the pits and infield, with a link to the photos of cars on track, podium shots, etc. Not saying there’s anything wrong with the other shots - they’re good. But there are a lot of photos to go through in order to find the actual “inner workings”…

People who microwave fish (good or bad) in the office kitchen should be taken outside and put in stocks. They are garbage humans and deserve no compassion from any of us.

We’ve had decent luck with the totally sane folks at Screamin’ Sicilian and you get a free moustache out of the deal too. 

What the fuck dude? The toilet is right there. Just pee into the toilet. How the fuck do you get piss on your pants when you’re peeing sitting down? In your buttcrack? I don’t believe this for a second. Is your dick shaped like a giant U that points right back up your butt? No, no it is not.

The thing is, none of those longshot events have happened enough to generate the volume of observations necessary to then calculate an accurate probability. I’ve always figured either the droids are extrapolating from insufficient datum, hyperconservative in their projections, or just not terribly good at statistics.

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Someone burned it once in our office, and now it’s banned forever. Which seems a bit harsh considering some lady tried to microwave fish that turned out to be bad, and we legit had to evacuate the office because of the stench, but we’re still allowed to cook fish in the office. #justiceforpopcorn

I like the cut of your butthole, sir.

Ideally both should be performed standing

I love popcorn, but people who make popcorn, burnt or not, in an office, are monsters.

Ham and butter sandwiches are definitely A Thing. My grandma used to make them, and “jambon beurre” sandwiches are found in basically every sandwich shop in France.

You’re pissing on the fucking seat aren’t you?!

Wait, you’ll eat the poop sausages but only give yourself 5 minutes to play with a freshly washed butthole?

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Seriously, that second dong in the Bo video is insane. He hit the goddamned Budweiser sign going oppo.

I remember one time when Neon Deion played for the Braves in which he slid into second and the infielder covering the bag bailed. Skip Caray took note of it and remarked that it takes some fortitude get in the way of a 185-pound defensive back. Funny, but Deion was probably more afraid of contact than anyone else in…