Your bra options if, like me, you have bigger boobs are soo limited. I sometimes feel like I’m wearing corset that evolves into a turtleneck that evolves into a bra that evolves into a hat.

This is so stupid and so perfect.

I don’t think he understood that what he said might come off as vaguely sexual. You see, on his planet, one procreates by exchanging protein streams through one’s tentacles.

#ImWithCelery

I’mma let ya finish but....here comes Ken defending the Kardashians again. THEY SHOULD ADOPT ME, I AM A K AS WELL.

I think Kylie is SO SO beautiful. Actually, I think all of the Kardash clan is.

I see so many posts that say “you should love yourself no matter what!” followed by, it’s okay if people get surgery BUT.…

You know how some (just me?) have that soft wet inner lip area that could never be covered by lipstick because the color wouldn’t stay put? When these people get big lips, doesn’t that inner area expand? Where do they get more outer-lip-skin to get these lips? Not sure my question makes sense. Anyway, I remain puzzled…

Honestly, I think the reality of this before and after is part of why she has become so aspirational—despite the fact that what she peddles is the promise of glamour that she herself achieved via medical intervention and not broke-down lip gloss wands.

That was my reaction, but I wonder if she’s the celebrity given as a reference to cosmetic surgeons by women who want their thin lips to be a bit fuller but who don’t want to go the Kylie Jenner route. I know that with breast implants, a lot of the celebrities used as reference points aren’t all that busty.

This is all thanks to Kylie Jenner, who started lips.

Kelly would claw her eyes out after a week.

I feel bad for the real couple in that pic. I hope they’re still in love and living their best lives.

Pan Am was SO underrated. In my policy class we were talking about the deregulation of the airline industry and I went off on a rant (afterwards, not during, I am not an asshole) about that show and no one I was talking to had ever heard of it.

I can’t root against Margot Robbie because of Pan Am.

:( just another reminder of how amazing Heath Ledger was. His greatest role will always be 10 Things I Hate About You, though.

It looks like a woman crying to me. Is this like an inkblot test? We’re all gong to see different things?

In a related note, I’ve signed on to play Mrs Fields in the upcoming biopic “C is for Cookie”

I may have misunderstood, but I thought it was related to the fact that many of the envelopes for the tax returns were unreadable or didn’t actually make any sense? Like, I’m assuming the engaged couple probably wrote out the invites before coming, addressed them properly, etc. and then just mailed them from the…

“I went for a hair straightening and wound up embalmed”

in their defense, boiling water and strong chemicals can battle dead body things and sex germs