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$25 says Tinsely has been jilted by a married man who lives at the residence in question. I imagine he’s not only married, but also wealthy, given the mere “warning” for the last trespassing attempt.

I love the over-the-shoulder side eye courtesy of Guy in Melon-Colored Pants. He is a side eye Jedi Master.

The real story is in the background of that picture.

My friend lived in LA for a hot minute. He met Mandy Moore and was pleasantly surprised by how kind and genuine she was.

My two year old niece-in-love says this often. Loudly. Pretty much any time the topic of Frozen comes up. “NO. TANGLED.”

Well since I VAPE*, like a TOOL, that part I don’t care about so much. But if they keep this shit up, I’ll be forced to cut my unnecessary lipstick purchases to like, one a month.

So I need to add $24 to my utility budget, then?

I pay for regular tv during the football season. Otherwise I spend my money on Netflix, Hulu and Amazon prime. Because that saves me money and actually gives me the shows I want.

Yeah we don’t have cable at all. We pay for Netflix and Amazon Prime. We don’t always get to watch stuff right when it’s on, but we get to watch it eventually one way or the other.

First they make my cigarettes a dollar more, then they raise my netflix two dollars pretty soon I won’t be able to afford my weekly handle of bourbon and THAT COLLIER DEAR IS A PROBLEM

Netflix costs $0.09 per hour of viewing

Yea this was totally sneaky. Except they emailed me TWO YEARS AGO to tell me that while the price was going up for new customers, mine would be grandfathered in for 2 years. Did I remember it’d be happening this month? No. Am I pissed? No. Because unlike some articles are claiming, the bulk of customers who read their

I think David Tennant raised that serie above the badly acted superhero thing. I wonder which actor they can cast, because a lot of the serie relied on the trope “ Jessica Jones is an alcoholic detective”, with a super interesting feminist take on this cliché, but soso acting, and the fantastic villain.

I had to shut it off and take a break after the episode where he moved into her old house. The whole “why won’t you love me, Jessica? Don’t you see all the things I do for you, Jessica?” thing really did hit close to home. In many ways, the show helped me work through some of my own issues and I’m super grateful for

Jessica Jones was seriously a game changer in the super hero TV (and film) world. I love super hero shows and movies, but Jessica Jones is a hero that is extremely exceptional. That series felt like something incredibly cathartic for pretty much all women, but especially those who have been a survivor of abusive

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Mandy Moore never exhibited that broken, vulnerable quality that makes for a pop phenomenon like Britney or Madonna. She was no “misfit,” nor an outsider; she came off like nobody’s fool and her confidence always seemed bulletproof. Mandy had the kind of absolute bravura that hinted at a Mean Girl. All the songs off

I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that Kayne bought it and it's now displayed prominently in his bathroom.

I figured he was calling a friend to see if they wanted a burger. The guy was like “Nah, but bring me a bottle of water.”

The worst part is, like . . . how do you get over your divorce without being able to listen to Ryan Adams?

I legit love her so much. Happy bday, Ms. Moore!