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Kate this dress is gonna show up all over your browsers now :( I am sorry. I like ugly dresses but this one... even the model looks miserable.

The best part is what they attributed to her

I’m just like professionally agreeing with you this evening. Moved to the Midwest from NYC and haven't regretted it for a second.

So with you. There’s this neighborhood cat that has fucked my dog up like 3 times now. (It literally leaps out of bushes and swipes his face.) This dude weighs 120 lbs and doesn’t even try to fight back. He just cries.

Welp now we know where the royals plan to hide if Trump wins in November.

They do seem to help some people. If a chiropractor can explain to you where the vertebral arteries are, why there’s a risk of cerebellar infarction from screwing with them and maybe how to recognize when something’s wrong, it’s probably a good sign.

I really love BB-8. My husband custom-made these for me.

I agree with you. Much as I abhor him, he’s not stupid. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s just relying on the ignorance/racism/fear of the people who support him.

Thanks, I’ll look into the samples! My complexion is a weird mix of olive but also pink (thanks, grandparents of 4 different backgrounds). Probably the bronze or champagne pop ones might work? Off to eBay!

Do you ever wear red lipstick to work? I haven’t seen many docs rock it and I’m in a big city. Right now for clinic I stick to nudes (usually the UD glossy pencils in Naked or Love Child). I get really paranoid about looking together enough but not too done-up. Tricky field for makeup lovers.

I want Unicorn Blood so badly, just waiting for the text from Beautylish... It looks gorgeous on you and also you are gorgeous.

You look beautiful!!

I use this exact recipe!! I like to put the whole head of cauliflower through the juicer and use the pulp for crust and the juice for soup. The drier you can get the crust the better it comes out, so this method really helps!

Chopped cookies, chopped chocolate bars... I could get into this.

Thank you so much!! Adamantium would super badass and dangerous-like. I’ve been taking 5000 micrograms of biotin every day for like a year and I’m convinced it’s helped them get strong AF.

I got my nails did, as usual, on the 3-week mark. It’s the thing I am most obsessive about, up there with locking doors and turning off appliances. I deviated from the last 3 months of black. I’m really liking this grandma look!

I keep looking at this and am so afraid of the price. Which shade do you like? I almost bought Moonstone because it’s called Moonstone but otherwise I’m not sure where to start with them for the $38

This sounds SO PERFECT!!! I want to know also!!

Hmm... I really like the Balm Balmshelter for tinted moisturizer, because it has SPF 18 and the best coverage of any BB I’ve tried. I love L’Oreal’s Butterfly mascaras - they’re less expensive and better quality than most of my pricier ones. For eyeliner I like the UD 24/7 line, but they can be kind of irritating if

I am bugging about TWD. Things were looking grim at the end of last week. I’m worried about basically everyone, but my favorites are probably Maggie, Michonne and Daryl, all of whom were... not in a good place when we saw them last. I’m prepared to cry and freak the F out. I just hope it doesn’t end on some stupid