You just need to up your game and increase your Instagram commenting rate to 30x/day for 5 years

Ok, now can he admit that he should probably be disbarred and/or imprisoned?

Ouch! You are a rather serious person, huh?

My little sister goes to Geneseo and I almost passed our when I saw this headline. She said Matthew Hutchinson was a really wonderful person. So very sad.

I’m gonna be real... I’d totally want everyone to know

It’s especially challenging because missing doses can help the bacteria become resistant and then you’re in more serious trouble. Sorry you had to go through that!

Great point, I’m embarrassed I didn’t even think about his wife. I just immediately asked my husband if he was a spy. (He now maybe thinks I’m schizophrenic...)

I think Celebitchy agrees with you if the ovreruse of “unclench” in that particular article is any indication.

Why of course? Unless you’re like married it seems like a good workout motivation for you.

Great news, thanks, hadn’t heard of this! Not sure why. One of my med school classmates had dengue and said it really does feel like your bones are breaking, soooo shit it’d be great to eliminate that one with a vaccine. Or just eradicate fucking mosquitos already.

Also Yellow Fever and Dengue. Freakin’ Aedes bastards

Way OT but I hope you had/are having a great brunch!

Had no idea that was possible! wows

The most glamorous of those is Summer House. It’s really gorgeous and you feel like you're in a movie.

OK here are my faves: Longman & Eagle (Michelin-starred tavern, i.e. wild boar sloppy joe ), Lula Cafe (farm to table, great veggie options,) Parson’s Chicken and Fish (exactly what it sounds like, I’m going there tomorrow), Summer House (great Cali vibe, the kind of place that serves kale juice w/tequila), Bongo Room…

Evil Snow Princess... Sold! Totally gonna order. Thanks! I saw above that you also like Stila Stay All Day so I extra trust you. I have way too many of those... But it’s not too many if I use them constantly right? My faves are Beso and Carina.

THANKS!! ::hugs::

That sounds like a pretty cool assignment! I’m taking Step 1 (the first of the US medical licensing exams) in a couple of months. Theoretically I should be studying 12 hours a day for it, but that’s.... not happening yet...

We are the same right now except I’m in the bathtub commenting on Jezebel to make my cold chill the eff out and avoid schoolwork