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But was each model “diverse”?

I’m glad Unreal will have a “diverse” Bachelor before ABC.

I have loved Kristen Bell without reservation since the Sloth Meltdown.

Cacophony

I wrote my thesis on Margery Kempe! Not as prolific and far nuttier, but an incredible example of a woman who fled a life of oppressed motherhood for one of a traveling mystic after nearly dying giving birth.

Love me some Cookie

Noooo I haven't gotten to try an E. Coli burrito yet! DO BETTER chipotle

I will read it again anytime! I finished it and was crying like a maniac on the BEACH in the glorious sunshine and got a lot of confused looks. Like who weeps on the beach in Jamaica?

Noooooo can I unread this? I am SO SORRY that happened to you

Narcan is kind of awesome to watch, though, no? I mean in the true definition of awesome

I used to work at a syringe exchange and saw this a lot. We are so overdue for decriminalization and regulation. Always shocked me when people were horrified by the whole point of harm reduction programs.

But only one gets to be married to Alcide :)

The PC term is “hymenally challenged”

WOW is she 1) clueless, 2) sarcastic, or 3) intentionally acting clueless so she can show the world how one guy likes to jerk off watching her cook?

Are you my sister?

In 5th grade, my friends dressed up as them for Halloween. My Goldie Hawn look involved yellow spray paint in my hair.

Maybe we can get some Bolivians to come teach us about resisting privatization. Cochabamba’s a really interesting example of a successful grassroots protest against the sale of the water supply to Bechtel.

That's the vibe I get from that illustration

Yes plz.