This story is so tragic. Such suffering, to have to live in Dallas AND get married in Cleveland.

Macarons are gross.

I haz the disappoint that this story wasn't really about Sara Palin rooting around in garbage.

These three cubs had a little help from humans.

I refuse to let you go gray.

Nom plus 10lbs per brownie

Revel in it. Bask in its magic.

Think about it. The majesty of brownies with chocolate chip cookie dough, oreos, and peanut-butter cups. Revel in its glory.

Macarons are kinda "eh" to me. Slutty Brownies are where its at. Especially if you make them with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, all at the same time.

I wish I lived in the area. I'd totally take the day off work for Dongmageddon.

I see what you did there.

" If you don't want to see the dong, move along. Want to see that booty clap? Fill out the app."

*rolls up sleeves*

That thing has always been a problem for special forces. It's had constant reliability issues and is not as good in severe or wet terrain as you'd expect.

well at least this would be worth hundreds of millions per unit.

"Well, Howie, we're here today to measure our dicks. Though they appear to be about the same size, one is definitely more rigid than the other."

Toyota Tundra still holds the truck-twerking champion title