Why can't we just dislike Lena because we think her stuff is boring and worthless and overrated? It doesn't have to be because she's a woman. I hate men who write the same sort of stuff that she does. Quit making it about her gender and more about the fact that a lot of people don't like her stuff because it is not…

spoiler alter… What kind of girl is this? Its a whiney, entitled, out of touch douche. That's what kind of girl it is.

But she does not represent the kind of girl I am or want to be, so how dare she have a voice? /sarcasm

I am so sick of hearing about this slag. She treats everyone around her like shit and has since her pre-fame days. I refuse to let this walking personality disorder be the standard-bearer for my industry or my feminism.

Thanks, Lena, but we already have a Thought Catalog, and it's already pretty terrible.

Duh, combat stilts. The floor is LAVA!

Drove to West Virginia.

Got married.

Say mean things on Jezebel

I do that for myself all the time so we can go ahead and switch that date to 1988.

Don and Sloan are the best two characters on the show. I like that they're boning.

I think Sam Waterston's eyebrows deserve their own show.

I can't help but read this as "habitual drinking is saving me from having kids."

Heavy pot smoking lowers testosterone and sperm count too. Good news for sorority girls everywhere!

Wait, poems are alpha male shit?!

Yeah it cuts both ways. I know plenty of dudes who would be like, "FUCK YEAH" and toss a few more back. But I also know lots of guys who are pretty into their ejaculate being directly correlated with their sense of manliness. I think I would be in the latter group if I were a (cis, sperm-makin) dude. May not want…

Which makes for better birth control because you heteros can't seem, even after years of sex ed, to use condoms or the pill. Good.

Stikc ot sprots

Pain!