It is not at all abnormal or wrong to have those kinds of turn-ons or fantasies even as an abuse survivor. It is more common than most people realize, but it is completely logical and understandable - those of us who have survived sexual or physical abuse find comfort in being able to choose when and how and what type…

I want to counter-protest against everyone's sunglasses in this photo

GET IT TOGETHER MISSOURI

thank god this 13 year old boy is fighting for the right to tell women what they can and can't do...

Show me any evidence that these 72 hour waiting periods affect decision making or FUCK OFF FOREVER. Oh, you can't? Then shut up.

yes, this. I carried guilt for ages, thinking that liking this was wrong, and that people who mistreated me could see the evil I tried to hide, because liking pain and finding bondage and domination comforting must have meant I was fundamentally broken. Fancying girls as well as boys was just slightly awkward for…

Oh, that's only scratching the surface. Ever seen hypnosis porn?

We all are.

If you mean a hairy gay man, no.

It smells like LAX bros to me.

There might be an interesting scientific reason for this. Dogs are able to detect flicker rates on TVs at higher values than humans. So things that look "real" to us can easily seem like just a series of images to them. However, sports are now being recorded and broadcast with higher frame rates, and the refresh rate…

"the smell of AXE BODY WASH because one staffer's ex used to wash with it DANGER DANGER DANGER AVOID;"

the iconic long shot of the restaurant date in "goodfellas" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alcoholic comedians.

Who doesn't like efficient German sex?

Finally, the first legitimate chance that Pissing Contest could win Pissing Contest.

There's an engineer in my office who I find EXTREMELY attractive, on a really primal level, and all sorts of things about him, which I normally wouldn't find appealing, make me want to drag him into a conference room and screw him on top of a table. He's slightly pigeon-toed, which I find adorable. I like how I can…

Hyperarticulate political shop talk. I had my sexual awakening to The West Wing (Sam Seaborn and Jed Bartlet are my forever crushes) and later dated a speechwriter for about a year. He'd take me to his work parties and I'd get super turned on just listening to him network. I don't know, guys.

Not Deadspin. But that's all I'll say.

Cold. Freezing. Siberia cold.