Well like CBG said, Gal Gadot is a ex soldier so she isn't a slouch herself.

He probably comments on YouTube videos.

Included in this onslaught are Shazam (although the only Shazam I recognized is played by Shaq),

I mean, the situational awareness is not strong with that one. At all. I would be pissed if it was said to me, but I'd understand why she would tell some white dude that. Two other women? I mean, was she also blind? Or was she writing a column entitled "How to Not Get a Job in 10 Interviews?"

Neutral: Wait For A New F-150 Or Take The Cash? What kind of truck buyer are you (or would you be)? The dependable brand loyalist or the deal hunter? Which truck would you buy now?

Snoop Dogg cannot stop saying horrible things about Iggy Azalea

It's trying to get someone to crack up as the lie about what they are holding. That's the point. That is what is happening.

Goddamn it. I just can't this time.

Wait, this douche is friends with Tom fucking Hardy? The fuck?

Still driveable. Hell it may even be serviceable. After all if they can bend out the Raptor frames, right?

an ancillary hashtag, #notyourshield, is hatched by minorities, women, and LGBTQ gamers who agree with Gamergate and disagree with writers who they feel are misrepresenting them

Good spot. I guess he really did choke bitches?

Funny thing is that this Tacoma was probably fine after that.

I'm kinda shocked actually: I figured this would be the perfect story for him to pop in on and gain some street cred with the new Jezebel authors.

A few minutes? woah woah woah. Give them more credit than that. They'll be here in a minute max, tops.

Are we sure dudes named it "Brotox," and not whatever journalist/shill who covered this first? I think lots of things are named by people trying to be the one to coin a movement, rather than by the participants.

back when P Diddy admitted his love for manicures.

Anyone who shops at Macy's at 6pm on Thanksgiving is a fuckwit loser dumbass asshole. You people are destroying a holiday to save $100 on a goddamn LCD.

Dude, was this guy 6'1", red hair, and tried a fake german accent on you? Because now he sounds like the RA at my dorm, sophomore year.

I think this has all the beginnings of a decent rom-com.