Consent Laws Are Ruining Sex, Says Writer Who Probably Has Awful Sex Does Not Have Sex.

I mean don't you remember that time she hosted the VMAs? But now there is last weeks SNL and this above.

That has to be one of my favorite sketches from last season. That and when she interviewed the phone sex operator.

And yet, I didn't always have droves of dudes in love with me. Maybe it's because I failed at the size 2 part.

But that girl also grows up and learns it's better to be real than cool. And without suggesting that the end result for everyone is to pair off and settle down, most people do mellow with age. And they do settle, just more easily into their own complexities, more easily into something less prone to typecasting.

Whomever made this gif: how much are you paid? I need to know so I can disagree with your boss when they say you are paid "the market rate." You are underpaid if this in any indication and I would like to argue on your behalf., with this gif as evidence.

Is it just me, or is Sarah Silverman getting.... better, recently? Like I used to not be able to stand her, and admittedly I haven't actually seen any of her recent work (can't see the above because I'm in the office). But, from the press at least, it appears she is more bearable and possibly actually funny now.

You see I'm in your co-workers boat (except I don't consider myself a country boy): hunting? Yep. Fishing? You betcha. Mudding? I mean traversing a slightly damp field in a minivan to retrieve your niece's soccer team counts right?

Meanwhile, Catherine Hicks, who played Collins' wife on 7th Heaven, says he's a "good guy." Might want to hold off on comments like that for the time being, Cat.

Depends. One couple I know, she likes it when he runs it up and down her crack before going in (the vag, not the ass). I guess you could accidentally press against the ass, but slipping all the way in? I doubt that.

Sounds about right. I'd add another demo: skinny, sun dyed, "I have never heard of the Doors," rednecks. That would be my uncle and his family.

Well I'm in Kansas City, and our hipster problem is relegated to a) the Crossroads and b) Westport on Fridays and Saturdays.

Because at this point, the Robertson clan are literally becoming nonsensical parodies of themselves. That's the only rational explanation for this.

I'm not sure if I'm on board people of color becoming hipsters. Even if it would be poetic justice.

Better.... but I swear I had something more Bill O'Reilly like than that (Santa Claus and Jesus are more Nancy Grace or Sean Hannity I think).

I find that as I waste away at this job, I'm less and less quick with witty comebacks (aka losing my wits). I read that like four times, telling myself I had something for that. But (still) lacking a better quip, I just went with the ol' standby.

(Not me because lol I don't care and the majority of people on Earth are non-white.)

Wait is the Turkish military now fighting ISIS on the Syrian side of the border? I'm getting the impression that cahit storm seems to think so.

Wait I don't know how the UN works: does it not always have people in New York? I figured that is where all the delegates lived and worked anyway.

I'm sorry! And I swear I had a .gif of cute animals for this, to apologize.... but apparently I cleaned out my .gifs folder? That or IT deleted it.