Ok then, I guess yes its a thing. But how does one have to many feelings? What is too many feelings to have?

None of that seems so difficult to attain though. I fit the profile perfectly, and I think I'm hard to like.

I think the thing there is, how does one collaboratively read? Like, when you are reading, its not like you want to hold a conversation with someone else. Discussing the book later would be fun, but only with people who you don't have to turn around and live with if you disagree on something.

We had so much fun together, so I forget that she voted for McCain.

I would buy the shit out of that car. It's like the Audi R8 but brave, and knowing that its a Mazda means it will be well made like the R8. So its all the styling you'd want, but without the typical bland that comes with ze Germans.

Adam, if you and the boys were to do a supercar episode, would you be in the McLaren P1, LaFerrari, or Porsche 918 Spyder?

Well you most certainly can eat it, you just need to obtain consent first.

The low payload ratings in the US are just protectionism for the domestic truck manufacturers.

Yikes. This is why you trailer, folks.

Better approach angles than Chevrolet. Now if only I could get something other than 20 inch wheels.

They actually have the same name in real life. I guess I could of changed that detail as I wrote this, but I just didn't think to.

His crotch actually smelled kinda like a pine tree. Ever been to a Christmas tree farm, and smelled one? Or I guess there are pine tree forests (.. its monday and I haven't had my coffee).

Her mother was all upset about that. "It's the mens job to deal with this and you ruined the roast!" Or something like that. Ilene just wasn't having any of it though, the rest of us were like scared of Al and she was just pissed at him.

They actually both have the same name in real life. I guess I could of given them each a different name when writing that, but it didn't really occur to me to change that detail.

Hmmm... I actually need more points of reference.

You inparticularly called it

My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

Is there any other kind of kegel lesson?

Ack, that is even worse. I've had to do it because I was just behind on work and wanted to catch up: but when literally anything else is a better thing to do and some jerk just wants you to stay because "but what if I/we/they need you?" This one time the director of collections wanted me to stay until 8pm just so that…

Agreed. Good raunch IS foreplay: build it up and keep us interested.