You know, if you smoked more weed you'd be less high strung.

Toyota has.

I can see that. Still tho, definitely a better way to say it than "be nice."

I actually grew up only a few miles from a Hallmark factory in Missouri.

"Why don't you just be … nice, instead?" a boy will say to you. "Just kind, and chilled, and interested in life?" You are so impressed with this Zen piece of advice that, eventually, you marry the boy.

Men have to see it themselves as well, and they have to be able to value things they can bring to the relationship that differ from those two criteria.

He DOES NOT seem like a Colin. I had him down for Charles.

Who are you and what do you do at Gawker? I know everyone but you.

Ok for real, who in the hell is Mario? I feel like there is a Gawker Hobo (dibs on the band name) that we all aren't aware of.

Bananapocalyptic is what I'll be if they don't get some women up in this piece, amirite? BURN!

Agreed. Just how the hell did these two kids live with themselves for those three weeks?

Carbon fiber. Yes it was first done in the last century, but it really is an ideal material. If manufacturing costs could be brought down (and given the material that makes up carbon fiber, it can), than this aluminum business won't survive into the 22nd century.

I think we have finally found "Second Amendment Woman." And, in a way that for some reason makes sense as being "true to form," she is actually from Canada.

I'm not sure how close that was to Andrew, but yah that is more the speed right there. Its not terribly tough, but its definitely more along the lines of what I would hope this would be able to climb.

Agreed with the last bit. I think parents who spend time with their kids around cars, like your and my dad did, create better drivers. My dad was sure I could change the tires, check the air pressure, the oil level, but also replace the headlamps and the taillights, replace a spark plug, change brake pads, etc. All of…

Can you link to something about this tribe? I would like to read more.

This.

Never change.

Damn it, this guy was an inspiration and now this?!!? Fuck it all.