She took Gosling "off the market," and Fiddy is disappointed she did not get her chance.

Don't feel bad. It is true.

We don't hate you, $kay. We can't hate you.

It's college football season,

I mean, they are both narcissists that demand too much praise for their meager work. It is the perfect matchup.

Ok, seriously. What is with this commercial on Youtube showing some buff dude eating (what I can only describe as) "with enthusiasm" while talking to the camera? What is it about? Why is it happening? What is being sold?

To resod, not regrow.

Overall, this strategy smells like, uh... what is it— bullshit

I knew they had some kind of talk before marriage, they told me about that. But AFTER? From someone who has never, ever, actually copulated? That's like asking Lynrd Skynrd for tips on baking fresh bread.

You wouldn't believe my friend. So two of my married friends had to have a "come to Jesus" meeting about sex, and they had it with their priest. Yes, a Catholic couple who went to their priest for advice about sex.

It does take practice. The pushups they use in the Army are actually a lot tougher than you think: not only does it use the arm, but also back muscles and the core. If you are out of shape like me, then just getting to "1" is a bit of a feat. I'm trying to get to 80 in two minutes (considered a perfect army PT score…

They ALSO called this? Man, they called literally everything last night. You couldn't go two plays without penalties. There was this one in the third quarter with three penalties on it, where each team committed the same penalty and nullified it, and then another one was declined and dismissed.

Saw this on Gawker last week. This dude needs.... a hell of a lot of things, actually. Not going to try and list them all.

Eh, I never saw the Paris Hilton one. Saw Kim K's: meh? I mean, its two people trying to have sex, and getting a bit wild by "normal" standards (where "normal" just means whatever it is lame people do).

Question:

This is as bad as it gets for you?

Yah, he was trying (and failing) to do a proper army push up.

While his form is definitely fucked, her form isn't exactly to spec. She is doing the "elbows out" push up: he is attempting (and failing) to do a proper army spec push up.

It isn't any worse than those photos people make with lotus blossom's 'shopped into their skin.

... how bad can these be?