We also banned strip clubs within so many miles of a school, practically banning them everywhere in the state. Because nothing hurts children more than women who don't meet the guy who made the bill's idea of what women should look like.

I wanted to post a shade gif, but apparently Kinja is broken right now.

As a Missouri resident, I sincerely apologize for my states fuckwittery. I don't really have anything I can give in recompense, but I can tell you that there are MANY other places that are better to vacation in or visit should you ever feel the need to visit the interior of the country.

He probably doesn't like homosexual marriage, given his other attitudes. Are you and TRG of the same gender, perchance?

Hmmm. Compelling.

It is so awesome that you read this post and the first thought you think of is Wee-Bey from the Wire.

Really, he missed the whole mark.

The one thing Thompson has wrong there is that we were already at war. People sometimes take that to mean that the "US didn't start this but it will end it" or think that its something akin to saying "these colors don't run!"

I figured it was something like that. What I'm actually perplexed by are the mechanics: how does one, when pissing up a rope, manage to also piss in his face? Do you attach a rope above you, aim for the top, and then as the urine slides down the rope it falls back onto you?

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE STARS!?!?!

Danke.

Dunham says the worst Internet-related experience of her career came in December 2012, when Gawker got hold of her book proposal and posted all 66 pages of it.

You've been doing this for 22 years and just now it is getting out of control? There is a model number and serial number for the entrenching tools they issue to soldiers to dig holes with. A MODEL NUMBER. FOR A SHOVEL. That is all an entrenching tool is. A fancy ass shovel.

My god, how have I never seen this character before?

This comment deserves its own post.

Actually, this is how all trucks used to be. Before the GMT400 trucks, the K-series trucks had been around from 1960 to 1999. During that time it received only a handful of changes to the platform, with the third generation lasting from 1973 to 1987. The frame and most of the powertrain were the same throughout the…

We know the Tacoma is reliable, we know its old, we know it shares some in common with the Hilux.

The BLS data includes different classifications of singles, not just millennials who are afraid of what lies beyond their iPhone screens.

It's a retiring (what I take "departing" to mean) Secret Service agent and his family. I strongly believe that he told his son to take the dive anyway, one last "fuck you" to the workplace hell he had been at for some decades.

Possibly. I just can't imagine why after so many years of thinking another movie would be wrong, he has to pick now, AFTER Ramis is dead, to be on board.