Yah, the line between love and free advertising is a messy one indeed.

Ok seriously, what was up with all the puppies in baking ware at the end of the video?!

The clothing. This looks like a Southern Baptist revival of sorts.

"How are you only on two psychiatric medications?"

I mean it would work with like a good sun dress or at a appropriately themed party. I'm still not sure they were disrespecting her salad, and instead just like "oh my god, are we eating at the same place as Maggie Siff from Sons of Anarchy? Because then this isn't a hi-brow place anymore."

I would not say that you are obligated to destroy the offenders family, Gustave, but you DEFINITELY need to help Sam accessorize. This is just an awful piece. And with that jacket, ergh.

I knew this was a Gustave post without looking.

Hmmmm, I did leave off some context didn't I?

This looks like something someone threw up. Who could possibly eat this?!

kinjad

Nope, apparently you're going loudly, with enlarged genitals, constant erections, and $400 fewer dollars per month. Best of luck, buddy. (And stay safe, dudes. Don't give yourself a heart attack for the sake of your ego.)

You can order it online, shipping works well from them. Also, I prefer to fry the wings and use the sauce on top of that.

I made the top ten?! I thought my story was way better (as in less deserving) than the story of the guy who had the buy-here-pay-here lot steal his money. I got the truck, new tires, fixed stereo, and a few thousand after the fact for my trouble.

Gah, Gates. The bain of my existence (long story).

Arthur Bryant's is overrated, I'd agree that he needs to hit up L.C.'s.

Megan Fox says she would be an archaeologist if she weren't an actress.

Yah, the diff is that this is a selfie with LeVar, and the other is a selfie with Obama in it.

Are you kidding me?! The one Thursday where the office decides to go to Jack Stack instead of Arthur Bryant's (our usual Thursday lunch), and Obama shows up?

One woman in New Mexico absolutely lost her fucking shit when she found out the service she requested from cable company Comcast would be free. When she discovered she would have to pay to find out why her cable company was providing her with shitty service, she lost her goddamn mind.

Jimmy Fallon is the really the only reason to stay up past 10 for me.