I just realized if you hated someone, you could get in there and glue these shut. They’d probably spend forever wondering WHY IN THE HELL their ears hurt when doors get shut and what not. Make them just quietly question themselves for a long time, and it’s probably just small enough that they aren’t gonna like, take…

This is the kind of Investigative Journalism that I come here for.

give it to david tracy.. some back yard repairs and it should be good to fly to moab

It seems to be missing the thrusty bits... And I don’t mean Elvis’ hips.

Password: “guest”

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Also, fuck bumper .stickers...they’re the bane of automotive attractiveness.

Whats a “Dash-un?”

You’ve never had a conversation while driving?

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

I must say, if you’d asked me to guess what sort of car Jesus would drive, a Hellcat wouldn’t have come high on my list.

Should have just gone with a turbo:

That’s not how I towed you to do it.