I love a good baseball beef. In hockey, a beef results in two dudes kicking the shit out of each other. In basketball, it’s done through passive aggressive sniping in postgame interviews.

I’m not sure if you can grab the ABC 7 live feed, but that’s the one I was watching... They had a much more zoomed-in camera on dude getting shot before cutting their feed. But the guy definitely took a gun out the bag and appeared to shoot at the cop that shot back at him.

That shouldn’t even be a hot take- it’s just common sense. I was at the game. I’m a Wizards fan, and have been my whole life. Oubre reacted stupidly and deserved to be ejected. The screen was moving, but it was just a hard screen- he didn’t do anything that deserved anything more than a regular foul. This whole…

I support your 100% impartial, unbiased take

This is a legitimately terrible write up.

Holy fuck is this a dumb take

This is homerism at it’s finest. Bill Simmons would be jealous, Burneko!

Mitch Trubisky is from the Cleveland area.

He certainly persevered through a varsity to be there

In what universe is this not just a done-deal massive cash settlement for the poor sap they just dragged off the flight? Even if united had contractual authority to remove passengers for this reason, doing so BY FORCE seems like it’s just making someone a millionaire overnight...

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

Relevant: I once saw Mason Plumlee drop spinach dip all over his sweatpants at a bar in Portland.

Highlight truther!

No, like I seriously have no idea which one is the star.

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

In rating the quality of this beef, it’s somewhere between the kind Union soldiers were fed at Andersonville and that which is found in a Jack in the Box taco.

That sentence is dumb, but it’s not nearly as stupid as this sentence:

“Hey, Lavar, any chance you’d be willing to give up one of your three highly functional Balls?”

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.