Did any check under the orange box?

New here?

Fortunately, the team employs the state of Louisiana's only dentist.

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

Here's a youtube of the Oshkosh Blackbird flybys:

Sorry, no personal video links. #1 was a Bone out of Dyess doing low approaches, #2 was from about 500' from the runway, both at Carswell JRB where cameras weren't allowed.

Fun fact: When you strip away the things pitchers can't control...the defense behind them, etc. (xFIP) Clayton Kershaw is a better postseason pitcher than Madison Bumgarner.

Nipping this retort in the bud: I don't like the New Yankees. Just find glib comments like this annoying.

Nipping this one, too: I know it was a…

And if there's anything a Dallas city official knows, it's how to react to someone getting shot in the gut.

Remember when Ronnie James Dio stole Neil Young's hat?

Please make sure someone checks on Leslie, Tom.

My mistake. But to my credit, Jake Long did go fishing AT the draft in 2008.

How would Haloti Ngata ngat start for the Tokyo Gas Creators?

He looks like one of the humanoid monsters from Fraggle Rock.

I heard from a guy who heard from another guy that Bill Belichick has a video of Dez Bryant videotaping Colts GM Ryan Grigson letting air out of the balls while holding a rifle on a grassy knoll in Dallas.

Ok, guess I'll take one for the team.

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Why would God watch football when his son can't even win the quarterback job for the fucking Titans?

I beg to differ. My friend Jesús won't shut the fuck up about fútbol.

I can think of better options then canceling it. They could for instance just make it crazy stupid.

This is why we have sports, right here.