Serious question though- how is he not in jail for this?

I got really worried about Plax halfway through that headline.

Miller is in the discussion because for two seasons—2012 and 2013—he wasn’t just the starting quarterback, he was the Ohio State offense. For those two seasons, Miller was the greatest dual-threat quarterback not named Marcus Mariota.

I feel silly for asking this....where is the urinal?

One of my favorite quotes: “So why did you leave your last job?” “Well, they framed me for embezzling funds from the company. I don’t really have proof that I didn’t, but you can trust me.”

As a Hiring Manager, I have a wealth of wonderful interview questions from the other side of the table. You should do one of those.

This is amazing, thanks Tyler!

HULLABALOOOOOOOOOOO

They're going to have to adjust this exhibit at the Perot Museum:

Excellent. Would have been fantastic to see that live!

Video links?

My mistake. But to my credit, Jake Long did go fishing AT the draft in 2008.

Jake Long, 2008. Was fishing with his dad during the draft.

It's nice to know I don't have to like Ed Sheeran because everyone else does, especially because nobody else does.

Ok, we can debate tweet #1 all we want, but #2 is factually, scientifically accurate

Still photos of kisses are the worst

I have no idea what's going on.

Insider info: Hill showed up to the team flight to Alabama intoxicated. This was after previous alcohol-related infractions. Furthermore, he openly berated the defense during games and practice over the Aggies' 3-week losing streak (MSU, Ole Miss, Alabama), which would explain the complete and total collapse in…

Problem with these guys, and what makes the F/A-18 FAR superior in actual performance, is that their maximum takeoff weight prohibits the carriage of a heavy weapons load when launched from a ski-jump carrier. While the plane can theoretically handle 8-10 AA missiles, it is more likely to carry 2-4 with a minimal fuel…

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