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Looks like a Ford. I don’t follow what happened though. You say the SUV stopped? Because a cop with lights going was behind him? Seems like that would be something an officer should reasonably expect, but then the writer says that he, “...ran the cruiser off the road...”

Understatement of the Century:

Looks like a drunk Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wearing a Heisenberg hat. Can’t unsee.

I would get a regular GT3 (PDK) and an ‘85 Targa (manual) with $1million left over and then come straight to jalopnik to gloat about it. Oh wait I ALREADY DO!

What sadistic bastard chose that soundtrack?

You can’t say that. Miata drivers have assured me, nothing is better than The Miata, not even another Miata

Thank you for linking that story. I saw this ad on YouTube a few weeks ago and its the first thing I thought of.

Subary standart practive...

MP4-12C

Of course he does... What other kind of person would queue for an affordable Tesla??

Enjoy your date, road head can wait.

the ideal vehicle for those of us who matured at age 15

Aside from the 30 mpg, it’s fast, gets attention, and makes fart noises - basically the ideal vehicle for those of us who matured at age 15.

Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA! Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEE!!

Standard response to Japanese products of all kinds.

“I put a bar in front of my lights so they work less” - RCR

Here:

According to the dashcam, this takes place next December. Still time to prevent it. Anybody have a spare 1.21 gigawatts or a wall-proof Dodge Challenger we can use?