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Donald Trump got reelected because his Democratic opponent, Ruth Messinger, handed him the election.

The Chief of Police is neverendingly amused by me but yes, he was quite helpful and also reminded me that threatening to duke it out with an armed stranger is not in my best interest.

Do you teach classes on how to be a fucking bad ass? because I would like to sign up please.

I don’t have any insight. I just want to say that I love it when a child reveals “This is me,” and a parent says “Okay.”

So basically, mansplaining with a loaded gun. I admire your cool.

When I was new to the state and didn’t have a doctor I ended up at PP because of a minor issue. They were very thorough, very kind.

My American Jezzie friends have explained to me numerous times why certain groups have so much hatred towards a health service, but my mind still has trouble accepting it. I mean hospitals also provide abortions, because it’s health care. Animosity towards a health provider is just incomprehensible for those of us in

This election has brought a lot of ugliness out in the open and sane people are exhausted and startled at the staggering number of acquaintances, friends and loved ones that have revealed to be Trump supporters. In the case of your parents their attitude towards your post might stem from them being from a generation

Almost tow years ago to the day, my on-and-off boyfriend of seven years committed suicide. We weren’t dating at the time, but it still hit me like a train.

I’m right there with you. I made a similar post, but took it down before anyone could see it.

Alright y’all. Buckle your seatbelts. I know you’re prob tired of hearing about the Donald but I haven’t found a good venue to talk about this until this post.

This was dead on. I especially loved the part with the black man, “Denzel,” in the audience and asking a question. “You know who else should be in jail? Hillary Clinton...she’s basically a black.”

The fact that Trump is tweeting about Baldwin is reason enough for SNL to keep poking him.

Alec Baldwin is the best Trump impersonator I’ve seen. His jowly scowl is perfection.

What happened? SNL was actually funny and entertaining for 90 minutes last night. This hasn’t happened since Tina Fey was head writer 10 years ago.

White skin suffices.

Yep, I’ve seen it myself. I once had a CIO who was 40-ish blonde woman. Her administrative assistant was a white guy, and people WITHIN THE COMPANY would still direct more technical questions to him, even though she taught him everything he knew.

It’s worse for women of colour, but I think all women get this, especially when they’re younger. A friend of mine is head of policy for the charity where she works, but people will always try to talk to her male colleagues (to their credit, they direct the questions back to my friend). It’s really frustrating to watch

It will get *a little* better as she ages. If you’re young, black and female, folks assume that your highest vocation should be a customer rep for the DMV.

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