Long day, jello brain, be kind.

It is interesting to me that no one is looking at Charlie Sheen’s dad, Martin. Epitome of a family man. Age is right, Charlie was on the set of Lucas where Haim was reportedly first raped. Martin has a history of being a raging alcoholic. 4 kids, married to his first wife and been married over 50 years. It isn’t…

It’s not. It’s Charlie Sheen. He was in the movie “Lucas” with Haim and his family has a lot of Hollywood connections. Not saying he was running anything at the time of “Lucas”; I think this blind is intentionally written to sound like this person was a “kingpin” at the time of Haim’s rape but they may not have been…

The person you’re looking for is most likely about 65-85 now and probably had about 10-20 years in the industry when Cory-x2 came onto the scene.

In his memoir, Corey Feldman said Haim told him someone raped him on the set of Lucas. So I thought of Charlie Sheen (who is in that film), and then laughed because lmao at him being a family man. And then I thought: Martin Sheen...and I was like faaaaaark.

Mine was Downey. I hope neither turn out to be true.

I’m so sorry you’re going through this. When I was in shitty relationships my vision was always clouded by the feeling that at least I had someone, and that if I broke up with him I’d be alone and maybe I’d never find anyone else. But that’s BS; this thing you have is clearly not working, this person you’re with seems…

Hi everyone. Hoping some of you will impart some wisdom my way tonight. So I’m going through a pretty rough breakup. It’s mostly mutual. We’ve been on the rocks for months (together for about 5 years) and he has a pretty significant drinking problem (10-15 beers a night), money issues, health issues (smoke 1.5 packs a…

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

One Thanksgiving, my housemate and I decided fuck it, let’s cook Chinese food. We made a huge elaborate feast. We invited my boyfriend, and my housemate’s mom. This was made a little odd by the fact that the housemate was my former boyfriend. We just kept living together after we broke up.

1. When I was a baby, my dad forgot to get the hole drilled in the bottom of the Christmas tree. It fell down twice fully decorated, the second time after he’d attempted to drill his own hole in it.

I dropped out of community college because I couldn't pass beginning Algebra. Way to bring me down Jeremy!

I feel this so hard, I just went through this.

Holy shit. First time I’ve read it. It, uh, hit really really close to home for me. As I’m sure it does for a lot of women who were 19 once.

Is it wrong that I really really hate that dress? In a way that I’ve lost some measure of respect for her? God I feel shallow

The Amish are horrible in a whole different way. They’re the largest holder of puppy mills in the country (because they see animals, even those considered pets, as livestock), and I grew up with a close friend who had several ‘retired’ (aka they send them to slaughter once they can't work anymore) carriage horses.…

Aaaaaannnnd they have a major child abuse / sexual assault / incest problem, just like the every other fundamentalist religious group in America:

Considering their penchant for young girls, I’m sure the oil was extra virgin.

They make suicide more dangerous. Suicidal people are more likely to try and go through with it if there is a gun in the house.