My local Carolina Wrens are too quick and smart to fall for that.

“Non of ya’ll are gonna like me saying this”

You’re right, but not for the reason you think.

Days like this make me miss Splinter even more

I am a white guy. Your writing...words, tenor, humor I really enjoyed. But most of all I learned A LOT. Stuff I felt I knew about I learned more, better, and understanding of. Stuff I never heard of because(ya know...) I was exposed to and enjoyed it. I have never really been someone disillusioned by the world/country…

I’ll drop in 2:

That was “How to Avoid Becoming a Car Hoarder” by David Tracy.

More Guild Wars 2, saving up for my first Legendary less than 1k gold to go woot!

A guy who doesn’t like libraries will never get in my undies.  Probably the same kinda guy who thinks the movie is better than the book.  Bye, Peter.

Rats and mice don’t actually like cheese very much - they get very little nutrition from it, they can easily choke on soft or sticky cheeses because they lack the right kinds of teeth to chew them safely, they can have digestive issues with fatty cheeses, and they usually just outright dislike the smell of strong…

Literally nothing about this screams “great idea!” but I’m blinded to the plane crash by my pity for his ex who is basically the smart arty chick that got dumped by the cute charming nerd for the bitchy airhead “cool girl” cheerleader right before prom and then had to watch them both win King and Queen of the dance or…

I didn’t follow the Mulaney/wife guy relationship dynamic super closely outside of his standup and I’m not a celeb goss person in general. But my only prevailing thought is holy FUCK do I feel terrible for Mulaney’s ex wife. To have your famous husband who paraded your supposedly blissful (and childfree) marriage…

iirc, people in DC also found a way to make Spencer feel unwelcome....

This actually sounds like a lot of fun compared to the usual “ Watch me glitch to the credits “ speedrun competition. 

> Leno, and he’s not really a bad guy, but...he’s a douche.

I don’t think Joan can.

I look forward for people upset with “cancel culture”, to know that the concept isn’t new. It just previously called “boycott”.

I’ll fight you. Tactics Ogre has a far better story and battle system. Classes are superior. It is leagues above FFT. It’s a shame Square never brought Let us Cling Together from PSP to anything else.

If he didn’t have all that sleazy sexual harassment shit on his record, I’d think he’d be much more respectable. I was too young to vote then anyway.

My dad constantly tells the story of the time Clinton jogged by a job site he was working on, stopped and put his arm around my dad’s shoulders saying, “Just needed a breather. These guys [the Secret Service] are killing me out here.”

LoL he would jog around and then make unannounced stops at, like, a crowded McDonalds. Am I remembering that correctly or was that just an SNL skit? I can’t imagine a bigger PITA than trying to protect him and he’s randomly doing shit like that.