thischarmingmandi
Thischarmingmandi
thischarmingmandi

I remember going to the gym the morning after this happened, and watching it unfold on one of the TVs there. A senior citizen decided he needed to tell me, quite loudly, that this was some sort of divine retribution for sin. I told him, just as loudly, that it’s fortunate most of his generation is in the process of

Briefly, the ‘60s Batman series inspired me - as a kid - to start staging and performing my own “Batman fights”. First in the school playground, where they were realistic enough to get us into trouble, and then in school plays. Then I started martial arts training, which led to professional wrestling and film

Never forget, Ivanka is the “bag man” for the Trump Crime Family. Ivanka went to Azerbaijan to collect on the money-laundering project that was the Trump Baku Hotel. Ivanka also went to meet up with Putin’s girlfriend Wendi Deng in Dubrovnik in August 2016 - in the middle of a heated presidential campaign and leaving

Shes part of the con. Her job is to say nice things, keep people in the room, give them hopethat this time the Trumps wont do what they ALWAYS do and screw people over. She plays goodcop to Trumps insane cop.

Live Through This = one of the best albums of all time. And damn straight, challenge any a-hole who says she was a bad mother to name a single good father rock star. Also point out that Jimmy Paige had a 14-year-old “girlfriend,” Tupac was a rapist, John Lennon was a wifebeater, and Michael Jackson...well, you know

It’s interesting how everyone likes to tear her down for being a terrible mother — because male rock stars are such great dads? 

I’m looking forward to her new movie (Lifetime later this month) in which she plays Kitty Menendez (mother of Lyle & Eric). As messy as she is, she’s a damn fine actress when she pulls it together every few years to actually work.

As someone who finds proper tampons uncomfortable as they are, this makes my cooch cringe.

+1 panty hamster

Having problems with the old Crotch Waffle? Your panty hamster on the rampage? Take a few drops of Dr. Wurthington’s Whisker Biscuit Wellness Formula and you’ll be back to feeling like a real woman in no time.

If you have bad menstrual cramps, smoke pot. For everything else, consult a damn doctor ffs.

No offense but you have a 16 year old son. He’s going to get a boner in math class even if he goes to an all-boys’ school. He’ll live.

As a fellow (male) teacher, I have to kindly advise to shut your ass up. School is not a job for these kids. Our students are not adults. If they want to dress in a way that makes them comfortable or happy, I’m all for it. If it offends your delicate sensibilities, I’m all the fuck for it even more.

You know what’s great for covering up bra straps? Robes;)

I know people wil say I’m exaggerating, but it’s my firm belief that it’s this kind of thing that lay the grounds for normalizing victim-blaming in rape.

True story: One of my friends from college told me one of his most vivid memories of middle school was the time he got a raging boner because of the way the girl he had a crush on was breathing. It was making her boobs go up and down.

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

Am I going crazy, or did I just read that people are about to lose their houses because they were expected to pay for poisoned water?

Not even with a rented dick.