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The baby from the Dinosaurs TV show was a fucking asshole. He absolutely is not the best baby, he is one of the worst babies. It’s all about him, he assaults Earl on a regular basis and demand that even after doing such, you must love him. Well I don’t and no one should and I’m glad that show ended with them all dying.
1. Every Deion Sanders TD celebration
1a. Devin Hester’s homage to Deion Sanders’ TD celebration
2. Terrell Owens’ pom-pom
3. Getting hit by Derek Carr
4. Every other TD celebration
“...Written by Francis Scott Key, one of our absolute heroes.”
Sir, we just don’t give out comments over the phone. You’ll have to fly to NYC to speak to one of our in house internet commentors.
Why the fuck doesn’t this have more stars you illiterate fucks? This is gold!
Choke the Raven nevermore.
Somebody always pops up to say this, and that somebody is almost always wrong. Copyright does not require any sort of affirmative defense in any way shape or form. It can be enforced as narrowly and selectively as one likes, so there is no compulsion for EA to stop the distribution of the code here. Trademark (which…
And that invalidates him, how?
He’d be obligated to write an article about how to clean blood from pavement.
I can’t recall why it came up but I recently told someone “I would lay down in traffic for Drew Magary.” They seemed so surprised but I was like, “Yeah no Drew is a thoughtful and generous person and I would do anything for him.” Thanks for writing this, Drew, and proving me right. (I love being right!)
Excellent intro, Drew.
So if I register and run as a Republican, and win a primary, he will endorse me even if I support spending to expand the social safety net, raising taxes on the rich, maintaining or increasing regulations on businesses, reproductive choice, and criminal justice reform? Good to know!
The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.
Actually, “they” is me, and “ocean” is actually not far off.
Except in the context of the automobile they are interchangeable.
We’ve got 44 linemen rebuilding power lines in your city & 40 more men just arrived. Do you want us to send them back or keep working?