Say what you will about doing things the old-fashioned way, but you never read about a guy accidentally stealing 40 wallets at the mall and then setting all the money on fire when he tries to give them back.

The baby from the Dinosaurs TV show was a fucking asshole. He absolutely is not the best baby, he is one of the worst babies. It’s all about him, he assaults Earl on a regular basis and demand that even after doing such, you must love him. Well I don’t and no one should and I’m glad that show ended with them all dying.

1. Every Deion Sanders TD celebration
1a. Devin Hester’s homage to Deion Sanders’ TD celebration
2. Terrell Owens’ pom-pom
3. Getting hit by Derek Carr
4. Every other TD celebration

“...Written by Francis Scott Key, one of our absolute heroes.”

It’s nice to see ‘ol raccoon eyes dropping in for a guest appearance...

Sir, we just don’t give out comments over the phone. You’ll have to fly to NYC to speak to one of our in house internet commentors.

I can’t look at Kushner without seeing this guy.

Why the fuck doesn’t this have more stars you illiterate fucks? This is gold!

Choke the Raven nevermore.

Somebody always pops up to say this, and that somebody is almost always wrong. Copyright does not require any sort of affirmative defense in any way shape or form. It can be enforced as narrowly and selectively as one likes, so there is no compulsion for EA to stop the distribution of the code here. Trademark (which…

And that invalidates him, how?

In other news, rapist accuses victim of being the criminal.

Answer : Pretentious marketing plans

He’d be obligated to write an article about how to clean blood from pavement.

I can’t recall why it came up but I recently told someone “I would lay down in traffic for Drew Magary.” They seemed so surprised but I was like, “Yeah no Drew is a thoughtful and generous person and I would do anything for him.” Thanks for writing this, Drew, and proving me right. (I love being right!)

Excellent intro, Drew.

So if I register and run as a Republican, and win a primary, he will endorse me even if I support spending to expand the social safety net, raising taxes on the rich, maintaining or increasing regulations on businesses, reproductive choice, and criminal justice reform? Good to know!

The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.

We’ve got 44 linemen rebuilding power lines in your city & 40 more men just arrived. Do you want us to send them back or keep working?