That’s the response of a man who watched his HOF quarterback go down and knows that the media narrative of him being a good head coach is about to be exposed as a total fraud.

They’d rather sign Wrangler Boy first, and he’s made of glass at this point.

We’re at the Dark Comedy stage, at this point. They’ll sign a crippled infant before they sign Kaep.

If you don’t get it through the center of the meat it’ll just fall into the fire.

So is this a pass or a fail for small frontal overlap?

South California University sounds like a school without any good bars

Congratulations, MR. TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a TOYOTA CELICA which this LOVELY LADY will deliver without paying a supercar tax.

Still doesn’t top:

Aww, that’s actually kinda sweet. And here I was thinking all these years it was because he got punched in the head so many times the only name he could remember was his own. It turns out the monster WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!

My cocktails never last long enough to get warm.

Who the fuck keeps a bucket of ice on the dinner table. Are you Bruce fucking Wayne?

I read that as either going for a few beers and/or puffs of weed with an old hometown pal, or banging a hometown ex.

Getting shitfaced on the sly under the guise of nostalgic ruminations with childhood chums in order to escape parently duties. I do it nightly.

HOLY SHIT I remember that episode. That ending is BRUTAL. That song they play at the end is so sad.

Yeah, the real take on this is that getting an Ironman tattoo is dumb. As is getting any “obligatory” tattoo. It’s like those stupid “26.2” stickers people put on their car, except it’s on your skin forever.

Iron Man tattoo guy is the worst. You’re already uninteresting and unoriginal so just put that stupid tattoo on your calf like everyone else. Or you could just put your dull “140.6" bumper sticker on your car and leave it at that

The real origin of this political climate is American Idol.

Both W and M are very wide letters, with lots of crazy angles...

What person has verbally said the name “LeBron” the most number of times since LeBron James was born in 1984? One would assume it would be his mom or one of his close friends or mentors, but I could see a broadcaster, podcaster, or hardcore Cavs fan topping the list. Who would you guess?

It took me one read to get your wife’s sense of humor and, yet, you haven’t. Dude, she’s poking you at 4:44 to wake you up and fuck with your mind.