Like——all religions..ALL OF THEM.

You want the truth? You are going to enjoy life WAY more if you stop fighting the small battles that don’t matter in the end. Honestly, dude, I know what you are saying but it’s wrong. You have to let this shit go. Life is full of moments where you get fucked and lots where you don’t or even come out ahead. How many…

I roll my enchiladas and lay them out in the pan in multiple layers, as does most of my family when making them, hence the question, since technically I layer them.

Except even with that hard break looming, Kelly still squeezed in two explanations of having a hard break as well as an opposing opinion. I’m guessing she say she was relatively close to the hard break and decided to use that as an excuse to cut Brokaw off.

Even with that hard break looming, Kelly still managed to find time to explain the hard break twice and put forth an opposing opinion.

You know who else knows how it works? TOM FUCKING BROKAW.

Also Santa Claus is white and black people deserve to be brutally killed by police and women who are sexually harassed and assaulted are probably asking for it. Gotta leave it at that. We’ll be right back and our next segment will include a prolonged discussion of high waisted jeans.

If you’re caught red-handed, you should probably get to the doctor immediately.

There is no way someone hasn’t recognized her. There is something larger at play here and the whole thing stinks. Someone has to be protecting her identity, because there’s loads of evidence, especially since the security footage is pretty clear. WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING HER?! The circle of lies keeps curling out. …

“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. Trickle-down economics certainly haven’t helped there.”

It’s an Island (of Gun Control) surrounded by a really big Ocean (of gun nuts)

Seriously.

“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. That certainly hasn’t helped there.”

The scary thing is, even if all 60,000 people had a gun, they would end up shooting each other in a panic because all the shots came from a distance and high up where no one could even can conceivably fire back at without a sniper scope. And the chances of missing and hitting innocent people are increased. That’s the…

Then they can be different trims, like how you have the P80 and P100 for the Model S.

We already fucking elected him President.

Don’t challenge the universe like that.

Epic.

It’s staggering to me, really, how, after decades of realizing how the effects of a nuclear exchange are considered so terrifying, it was almost inconceivable to think it would actually happen, we’ve gotten to the point where many of our fellow citizens are actually okay with the prospect, so long as we win, of…