THANK’S

Don’t be fooled. He’s not reasonable. He destroyed our credit rating to pass a political agenda (destroy unions). We didn’t have a budget for two years. Things were getting so desperate that republicans crossed the aisle to get the budget passed this year because otherwise, Illinois credit status would have become…

wait wait wut?? All i got was this lousy Obamaphone (tm)!

Or penis pumps. Which can double as masturbatory aids. We can literally make women ‘pay’ for men’s sex toys, and that’s not controversial at all somehow.

Sorry, this doesn’t make him reasonable: just savvy.

This is why I donate to The Satanic Temple. They use religious “standards” arguments to advocate for rational state and national policy. For example, as a member of the Satanic Temple, you believe in scientific methods and evidence-based policy and politics. They challenge all kinds of Judeo-Christian-based laws…

As a resident of IL, he’s actually not reasonable. He happened to make the right decision in this instance, but broken clocks...

Abstinence-only sex education, which guarantees more accidental pregnancies.

Or vouchers for schools that tell kids that gay people go to hell.

Screen cap that isht, reply to yourself and put the screen cap in the reply. You school them, they remain grey, everyone gets to point and laugh.

Leave them to fester in the unsatisfaction of not being able to engage with anyone.

White evangelicals don’t read the Bible. The longest thing this dude has ever read is the sentence “You must be 18 or older to enter this site.”

“I regret what I said deeply and I am not the racist the media portrays me as.”

I honestly don’t know what happened. I legit don’t even remember everything I said. I just know I had to leave.

I had to clap the other week. It was so terrible :(

I’d like to add two to the books;

Clapping really does change things

The “word” is definitely an east coast thing. And word is a wild card. When you hear “word”, anything can happen. You could get cursed TF out. Or you could catch every last hand ever. But there is a qualifier for this one: if your opponent says word while nodding their head, you about to get knocked the fuck out.

“Word” followed by “Aight” from a Brooklyn head means you better hope you made that last insurance payment. “Aight son?” Thats definitely defcon 10.

“You got me effed up”/ “What you not gon do” is accurate, but you should probably addend that when either is accented with a claps, things really just got to a nuclear level.