If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

prior to Kim Jong Un using it

And you what the most bizarre part of this is...I agree with their statement.

I guarantee that at least 85% of this country never heard of the word “dotard”prior to Kim Jong Un using it. Threat of nuclear annihilation aside, he’s done more to advance the education of America than Betsy DeVos could ever hope to do.

Trump doesn’t give a shit about Puerto Rico because his wall would keep them out anyway

It goes beyond being speechless anymore. I swear every single week since this fucktard took office I’ve said to myself “what the fuck didI just hear/read?”

again, my favorite comment about sarah:

Oh no, I knew it was going to get worse with her. Spicer was combative. She is a complete shit spewing shill like her dad.

The most frustrating thing is this bitch knows exactly why they are taking a knee and she knows the symbolism behind this act. She’s not fucking stupid. She’s not like the inbred motherfucking idiots that I encounter online who just can’t wrap their feeble fucking minds around this. She KNOWS. And she’s feigning…

Me every time these asshats open their mouths.

Dead-eyed church bitch.

I said it elsewhere, but I really didn’t think it was possible to get a mired deceitful, disingenuous propagandists than Spicer or Scaramucci, but here we are- stuck with this dead-eyed church bitch. There really is no bottom with these people.

Players: “We are protesting racial disparity, racial injustice, and systemic oppression.”

his wife Ivanka, a silent serpent who distracts you with great bone structure

Sure Sarah, a bunch of black people going down to the local PD to protest them is going to end with sunshine, rainbows, and happiness for everyone involved.

There. That’s more accurate.

Apparently from this morning’s (first) show:

My thoughts exactly, girl...

One doesn’t “outgrow” this: