I deal with this paradox DAILY with certain family members and have for decades. They will bitch and moan about the government for hours. The local government is corrupt. The state government wants to tax us to death. The federal government is corrupt and power hungry and wants to put us in FEMA camps and take…

Skimming the news, it seems his eldest daughter Cassandra is alright. 

I have never watched RHONY, but I started paying attention to Dorinda ever since I realized she’s the woman from one of my favorite gifs:

What I love about it is that it makes the rest of the cast crack, and they sort of break character while they just look around and go “WTF is happening...?” and just have a very candid fit of the hysterics. See also: when Aviva threw her leg across the table and Luann LOST IT.

She fucking did make it nice, god damn it.

I’ll cosign that. Dorinda in her angry mode can be a wee bit OTT, but she is an amazing creature to behold and says things that would never occur to me.

... unless she’s verbally wailing on Sonja. At which point she isn’t necessarily relatable, but she is super hilarious.

SHE MADE IT NICE

Dorinda is so relatable.

This is the country we live in now. What. The. Fuck.

Tomorrow, in Texas...

Sardonicuss WRONGUSS! She has the “perplexed cow” face down. She doesn’t need to practice! It’s called FACTS and not the FAKE NEWS that you love to SPEW all over the CARPET when you realize what is HAPPENING to this COUNTRY emphasis on teh first SYLLABLE because I don’t know anymore NOOO!!!

It give Huckleberry two additional days to work on her “perplexed cow” face.

“Who doesn’t like dogs? I’m sorry that you feel offended.”

she’s full of sh*t

Thank god we elected a man who said wasn’t going to engage in typical political cronyism as President.

Arpaio is white and his crime was against brown people. That’s justice in Trump’s eyes.

What better way to be a law and order politician than to pardon a man for willfully ignoring the rule of law!