I’m still convinced that the Icelandic way of giving surnames is the best and least complicated.

Fuck you for unwittingly starting the trend of naming kids “Wokebae.”

Shall we crowdsource the perfect feminist Chinese-Caucasian baby name below?

“We’e worked really hard to prepare for this hurricane...” except for doing literally anything to stem climate change’s impending annihilation of the gulf coast

That Bin Laden song is 209380495x catchier than “Look what you made me do.” IN fact I’m singing it in my head right now... fuck you like bin landen!!!

I can’t think of a musician feud that produced two worse songs than this one.

Seems like a good time to have men in brown shirts delivering packages from a van plastered with a Fraktur font.

I’m waiting for her to write a song about all of her FedExes

So she’s just going full Conner4Real now? Can’t wait until she releases her 2017 gay marriage anthem and gets upstaged by Cardi B on her tour.

I’ve just been in a rage fest since last night. CLEARLY what tweens (and mostly tween girls) need to hear right now is the message that you can justify acting like an asshole because of the actions of someone else. I could’ve gotten behind a slam track at Captain Ass Grabber along the lines of, “You assaulted me so…

“To milk an almond” killed me.

Jesus love a duck where did you get this dreck?

I’m old so the twitter confuses me, but I clearly need to start paying attention to black twitter. Those burns are quality.

I always felt that’s what urban populations tend to be more liberal in this regard. It’s hard to remain in a white bubble in the middle of a hugely diverse city, no matter how hard you try. It takes a lot of fucking money to accomplish that.

What.... is that.... dare I ask...

Yea, the Vice documentary I understand; they were following these people around and captured an important piece of news as it was unfolding. These “let’s get into the heads of white supremacist” think-pieces and interviews I just don’t get. White supremacists aren’t that complicated. They are people who feel like they…

Eh. I think a white reporter with a very Jewish name would probably get shit from these white nationalists. Hell, I’d imagine a reporter from Venezuela, whose grandparents are all from Germany, if the first name sounded Spanish, would get zero luck either.

Both POCs and whites should cover them. The vast majortiy of white people won’t have the command on race that a black person might, but they might get more material from their subjects.

The reporter from Vice was able to get a lot of good material from that jackass in Charlottesville.