ugh i wish!! but she and the k-klan are back in the good graces of each other. she posted a happy birthday photo for khloe and i was like dammit paris!

I would watch a show of her watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians and shittalking them throughout.

My bet is that it was bottled in U.S.A. or Mexico.

Heineken is bottled in Holland.

The story behind it is excellent, too. The gentleman who erected the inflatable Trump Chicken (that came out sounding worse than intended) had applied for an installation permit from the Park Service several months ago, and has been waiting patiently and visiting them frequently to encourage them to grant the permit…

Well, gotta prep for them grizzlies.

my 3rd order as President was steak well-done with ketchup

It would make a delightful military comedy about the clueless buffoon who takes down his platoon during military exercises. Starring John Kelly as the disciplined leader who watches his lifelong handiwork disintegrate within days.

It is kindof absurdly funny for trump to go up against someone just as evil, venal, craven and image obsessed as himself, but clearly also smarter. You would have assumed KJU would be the stupid one in their dynamic. But he’s the one who knoes exactly how far the other is willing to go and is going to use trump’s…

Of all the stupid and arrogant lies Trump has made recently, this one pretty much retires the trophy.

I think he’s prepping for 2018.

They don’t have to. The president can order nuclear strikes without anyone’s permission.

Notice how he didn’t say they were wrong though....

“My second order as President was to cure polio. You’re welcome, cripples!”

Thing that also happened today:

“My first order as President was to renovate and modernize our nuclear arsenal. It is now far stronger and more powerful than ever before.” Trump, Aug 9 2017.

I love that it’s a PT Cruiser, which is like the poster car for vapid people with no taste.

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my 40 years of existence.

My wife is 5'2" and does this on trips. I assume it’s for the same reason why I like putting my feet up on an ottoman...

I’ve told people this for so long! Their response; “if that ever happens, I’ll eat my shoe.”