I bled through my sheets onto the mattress and now my bloody mattress is exposed. Not to mention, I am washing and drying my extensions so hair is lying across my banister and there’s some in the sink. They would think I’m a straight up monster.

This kind of happened to me or rather my housemate. My house had been broken into and the police came round to take a look. When the policeman popped his head into my housemate’s room he exclaimed ‘Wow, they really did a number on this room’ And I had to explain that my housemate was a complete slob and it always…

I’m right there with you.

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

Did you just #NotAllZionists?

Listen, I totally get that “your” Zionism is non-exclusive and integrates Muslims and Christians seamlessly into your one imagined state (which would be Jewish... ?) Unfortunately, Zionism has already manifested in the real world, and that real world expression of Zionism does not exactly align with your view. I guess…

If you say “I’m a White Nationalist” and then get upset because people look at you disapprovingly when what you really meant was only that you support the right of white people to live in a place free from violence and strife, I’m not sure the people who look at you disapprovingly are in the wrong.

What to do if you drop your baby:

“the brand of Zionism she fights against is not the brand of Zionism I recognize”
“one cannot be a Zionist and a feminist at the same time. I am indeed both, thankyouverymuch”

So is the “brand of Zionism” that has resulted in the current apartheid state that is Israel your brand of Zionism, or not? I’m totally open to…

How the hell is an article entitled “Linda Sarsour Echoes Donald Trump” not sensationalist? How is an article that calls Rasmeah Odeh a convicted terrorist without mentioning that her confession was coerced not sensationalist? Give me a break.

Except she has no burden. They say no, she says yes.
 

“watevar, me mum driped me and im fin”

Seriously, a 20% tip is $5. This is a lot of fuss over $5.

When you pay with card but tip in cash, it’s a good idea to write in “cash” on the receipt where you’d write in the tip amount. Don’t most people do this?!?! Also a good idea to give the cash with the signed receipt.

Pretty stupid of Baby’s. Whether or not she tipped on a $24 bill, you can’t prove she didn’t pay in cash, and it only comes across as petty and vindictive. Not that anyone really cares—mountain out of a molehill.

watevar, me mum driped me and im fin

Well first you should pick the baby back up.

I would definitely like to see a Re-animated Jackson, but only because I’d relish the opportunity to beat him to death without consequences. The man died 150 years ago, so at most they could charge me with defiling a corpse.

I think there’s a lot of people who would take re-animated Andrew Jackson as president over Trump, and he was a definite racist who owned a parrot that spoke so foul that it got kicked out of his funeral.

Aaand the wipe-standing-up crowd chimes in...