True story: the Virginia Bar Exam requires everyone to wear court appropriate attire and soft soled shoes (because VA is bougie AF but also wants to make sure you don’t get distracted by the footsteps of your fellow test takers as they go the bathroom to cry during the exam). The effect: ~1500 assholes in suits and…

If shorts are good enough to save someone’s life or lift heavy boxes, they are good enough to attend a powerpoint presentation meeting and say things like touch base, run it up the flag pole and circle back

I can’t imagine why anyone would willingly eat that shit in the first place.

For the long plane ride. Bound to get a might peckish.

Chrissy gives all the shade.

Why is everything The Greatest Political Witch Hunt in History with him? Every damn week there’s another Greatest Political Witch Hunt. The phrase has lost it’s value since he’s using it every other day.

Slightly off topic: Trump Sr. did an interview this morning for the Christian Broadcasting Network. A few clips were just released - and I had to snap a pic of the TV screen for you guys because I have seen dead people who look more alive than the corpse that is Pat Robertson! (A more vibrant interviewer might be too…

And transparent treason is still treason nonetheless, of course.

I believe the no video thing is as simple as denying cable and nightly news broadcasts from airing compelling clips. Sure, there’s still audio, but playing audio without accompanying video is strongly disliked by producers and audiences in most cases.

The press corps is not allowed* to film the press briefings until further notice from the Alt-White House.

Coming clean literally minutes before the NYT is set to expose you is not transparency, especially not when you’ve been lying for months about the thing you’re being “transparent” about. He self-published emails that he damn well knew the NYT already had because they had reached out to him for a comment, and decided…

Keep an eye on Sebastian Gorka. He’s the one who immediately constructed the deflection of the week first thing yesterday (“but the Clintons...”), and that expanding narrative of unrelated attacks on the Clintons is already the only answer the White House has to everything about Don Jr and Jared.

You can’t pre-negotiate child support.

I was thinking MeKristopheles.

Same thought. I couldn’t figure out who ‘Kristen’ was for a minute. It seems too...innocent-sounding..not what I expected. lol

Kris’ name is Kristen! Why did this never occur to me??

Really?