Seriously. Like, the morning of November 9th were they like: “Good morning Jim, how are you?” and “I’m exactly the same today as every other day Jane, good morning”.

God gave man dominion over woman, who is supposed to cook the chicken.

God gave us man dominion over life. He allows us to raise animals properly and care for them and then process them for food so we can sustain life. And that’s what I’m doing here with this chicken.

Is anyone making the argument that he must have/should have hugged her? I thought we were laughing at the hilarious public rejection. You’re inferring something completely different. What’s the “uproar”? It’s a meme.

I saw a commercial on a kid’s network about how to make the Elmer’s Glue Slime. Glue, baking soda, food coloring, and contact solution. My toddler loooooved it. Absolutely loved it. She loved it so much, she tried to become the slime. This happened yesterday, coincidentally enough. I thought I was gonna have to shave…

Well, she paid a lot of money for thos facial features, so they BETTER keep looking stunning.

LOL yes, I drank the entire quarter bottle. I was starting to clean up and I never dump water down the sink, I drink it and then recycle or whatever. As soon as I said “this tastes funny,” I noticed my daughter (she’s 9) looking at me in horror and then she said, “MOM, that was BORAX!”

I never, ever again want to hear another right-wing tool lecturing us about how we’re a meritocracy in this country when Ivanka and others like her, especially her dad, born with a silver foot in their mouths and completely brainless and talentless, keep failing upwards. The only skill these people have is grifting…

That comment went off the rails....I was expecting “my child drank it” then I realized you said that YOU drank it.

My eight year old daughter cornered the market in her classroom and on her bus this year selling it for $2 a pop. It was thoroughly entertaining to see her little entrepreneurial side that was before totally unknown to me.

My neighbor kid has a whole slime pyramid scheme going. She gets the add-ons (glitter and bits) from other kids, makes big batches and then sells it back to them and other kids. She’s a regular Bernie Home Made-off of Slime.

I’m happy to hear there is a whole book for Borax-free slime recipes! I had to call poison control over the weekend because my slime-making child had left a plastic water bottle of water/Borax solution a quarter full and I drank it. :-/

She won’t make him look like an idiot. Everyone needs a voice now. Even unhinged Nazis. You don’t want to risk alienating the moderate Nazis.

And, remember when that Iraqi reporter threw both his shoes at the president, and he dodged both of them with cat-like agility, and you were proud of him for like a full two second before you remembered he totally destroyed their country?

Dodged it like a goddamn champ too. Ah to be only mildly laughed at on the world stage...you know where the people are.

Remember the shoe being thrown at him?! Lol good times...

Remember when the made-up words coming from the White House were like, misunderestimate? And “this is where I office?” Simpler times.

Honestly, they should have a Bill with deliberately ego-stroking titles for Trump and see what happens. It’d be funny to watch him shout at Reps in the House and Senate for removing a “Trump Appreciation Bill” that secretly demanded his tax returns or something.

I mean, if you haven’t shouted “down skeet skeet mothafucka” at prom, did you really go?