So this person was super thirsty for dick?

Ivanka to me seems like a cardboard cutout of a person. Her appearance is always perfect, never changing, and she speaks in tones like she has had mega coaching on how to sound calm and engaged. If there were such a thing as “charm school”, she went to it. Ivanka is Kellyanne Conway 2.0, less wrinkled and haggard,…

But when women support women, they’re just “voting with their vagina.”

It’s not that deep. Have you seen his hands?

I wonder why he thinks he can talk about her that way? This was Donald’s answer to Wendy Williams when she asked him what he has in common with Ivanka...

“It’s funny, the left says they really respect women, and then when given an opportunity to respect a woman like that, they boo and hiss. 

That man has an astoundingly punchable face

I wouldnt go to him for political opinions or buy a used car from him but I do trust him when it comes to blowjobs. Anyone with Donald Trumps dick that far down their throat is probably an expert.

This guy is such a douche canoe.

(Please.)

It’s a sheet of Puff Pastry cut in a circle goddammit!

The Dominionists (Ted Cruz and nearly every evangelical nutjob preacher out there, including Franklin Graham Jr.) are pushing for a theorcacy. That is why they keep trying to introduce this shit in schools and in government. btw, they hate the Muslims only because pretty much every Muslim country observes some form of…

Aw don’t be so hard on her. She doesn’t play golf with 45 anymore.

How bad is it when you agree with Kris Jenner “Yeah this person really is an asshole”.

Why would it? She has done nothing of note.

Only good thing that Jenner did was break this bizarre myth that the LGBT+ community is perfect and isn’t filled with its own racists and bigots. It’s surprisingly easy to find people that think their letter is important and then view others within the community as not worthy of attention or don’t even exist.

Sheesh! You kill one person while driving recklessly and everyone thinks you’re a terrible person!

When she gave that first interview, we hoped and expected that she would use this unprecedented platform to talk about trans rights and elevate other people pushing for trans equality. I’d tune in for that any day of the week.

Ms. Jenner is the newest spokeswoman for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.