I don’t disagree that it’s arbitrary, but I’d argue it’s necessarily so. You can’t have a different set of legal standards for every individual, so we need to draw a line somewhere. The exact location of that line is less important than a social contract to respect it, in my opinion.

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Hottest of takes; Reese’s kind of suck. It’s subpar chocolate mixed with subpar peanut butter that’s been shelf-stabilized to within an inch of its life.

High risk pregnancies are really stressful too.

I definitely read sarcasm in there and starred the comment based on the assumption of sarcasm.

This is fake news. There’s a layer of short between the face and the ass.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Really, people just want to pee. I wish as a prerequisite to commenting on what should happen, people should be forced to never use a public restroom for a whole year. Planning your day is a short-term strategy.

I heard someone say recently that we should build bathrooms just for trans people. Yep, let’s force all these businesses with public restrooms to spend their own money building an extra public restroom, all because of a hypothetical situation conservatives have dreamed up. That makes sense.

Thanks, I had no idea.

Thank you for finally defining what it means to be a woman. As someone who has no babies and never will, i’d welcome your advice on what gender I should call myself.

You know that human hair grows long all by itself without supplements, don’t you? Anyone can have long hair.

Biology does not deal in absolutes.

That doll does not do her justice. She has such a great smile, and the doll looks like it’s about to take the SAT.

Dudes who are not medical professionals tell everyone the dangers of medicine.

Oh don’t leave the lesbians out. Some of the biggest transphobes I’ve seen are lesbians (who also tend to be biphobic and dislike bisexual women for being sexually available to men”).

It’s not recognition until all the white people know.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I expected even worse.

A heartbeat does not determine when life begins. It’s just some sentimental nonsense the anti-choice crowd made up.