Really, people just want to pee. I wish as a prerequisite to commenting on what should happen, people should be forced to never use a public restroom for a whole year. Planning your day is a short-term strategy.

I heard someone say recently that we should build bathrooms just for trans people. Yep, let’s force all these businesses with public restrooms to spend their own money building an extra public restroom, all because of a hypothetical situation conservatives have dreamed up. That makes sense.

Thanks, I had no idea.

Thank you for finally defining what it means to be a woman. As someone who has no babies and never will, i’d welcome your advice on what gender I should call myself.

You know that human hair grows long all by itself without supplements, don’t you? Anyone can have long hair.

Biology does not deal in absolutes.

Speaking as a devout Catholic (of a left wing bent), Protestants never seem to understand that there’s no principle of general papal infalliability—ordinarily, the Pope is human and highly falliable, making mistakes like any other human. There’s a reason why the Pope has his own confessor and attends weekly…

That doll does not do her justice. She has such a great smile, and the doll looks like it’s about to take the SAT.

Dudes who are not medical professionals tell everyone the dangers of medicine.

Oh don’t leave the lesbians out. Some of the biggest transphobes I’ve seen are lesbians (who also tend to be biphobic and dislike bisexual women for being sexually available to men”).

It’s not recognition until all the white people know.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I expected even worse.

A heartbeat does not determine when life begins. It’s just some sentimental nonsense the anti-choice crowd made up.

It’s not fucked up, actually. You get used to it as a black guy. The best thing to do is just stand there and let it peter out. If you’re not a clueless black guy (like Ben Carson), you know how to avoid this better each time it happens. Me personally, I don’t make eye contact with white people unless I know them if I…

Dead people coming back to life, and poor Gendry is still out there rowing.

No. I didn’t even know he was straight.

Science isn’t man made, the theory is that it is merely man discovering the wonders that God placed there.

A bit off topic, but in the realm of fertility.

It bugs me to no end when someone is stridently against any abortion, yet undergoes years of IVF treatment to get pregnant.

They terminated the march when the weather didn’t make it viable any longer.

The clitoris IS the penis, Bruce. It just doesn’t work the same way.