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I left my (electric blue) dildo on the bathroom counter once after cleaning it and my roommate decided to put a bow on it and leave it there until I got home.

This sounds amazingly like something I would do.

Before we were living together, my wife used to just take them into the shower with her. Then she would suction them to the shower wall to dry. She would usually get up and leave for work before me, so there were countless mornings when I would stumble, all bleary-eyed and half asleep into the shower to be greeted by

I totally understand why you married her

Drying Rack O’ Dildos! That’s great!

Locomotive Jones, BTW, is a resident troll. If you feel that you could stomach it, go look through his profile and read his history of posting.

I just said this above, but it’s really not that simple. Employers of both genders react very differently to men who negotiate than they do to women who negotiate (because, as you say, sexism).

I was born in Canada’s centenial year and my father wanted to give me a second middle name “Centenia”. Mom didn’t go for it but I think it might have been kind of cool, since my actual name makes me sound like the I am the 3rd cousin of Prince Charles.

MAKE AMERICA SMELL GREAT AGAIN

How about Stellan? It’s Swedish. Like Stellan Skarsgard.

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.

He should talk to this guy:

His best work was playing off of Richard Pryor. They both brought deep nuance to their comedic characters, be it anger, fragility, or just fucking insanity.

I’m no psychologist buuuuuuuuuuut... seems like he has some sort of sex addiction, right? His behavior seems compulsive at this point.

Donald Trump: So full of shit, he makes the NFL look like a credible organization.

And if you can’t trust Russian hackers, who can you trust?

Thank you so much for taking the time to reply so clearly and factually. My response was (until I cancelled it) much more emotional.

@Pesti-Esti: And when I suddenly became confused about my sexuality.