A pre-emptive request: I know how tempting it is, but please, please, please don't feed the trolls. Ignore troll comments that aren't direct replies to you. Dismiss the ones that are. You're not just making Jezebel a much more pleasant place for everyone who isn't an asshole troll, you're infuriating the trolls…

But apparently hoarding is a real thing.

While this initiative is awesome and great, it's a fucking disgrace that an outside non-profit has to raise the funds to get these kits tested. That in itself diminishes the nature of these crimes - that they aren't important enough to make it into the county budget.

The last time I saw one (which was maybe 5-6 years ago), everyone pushed each other out of the way to get OUT of the path of the oncoming bouquet. It was pretty great.

great question and great asterisks, sir!

Mr. Nom and I were in total agreement not to do the bouquet or garter toss. And he would only agree to us feeding each other cake when I swore on our unborn child(ren) that I wouldn't smear it in his face.

They did it at 2/3 weddings I went to in the last year. I bet my future SIL will do it too.

You are one lucky duck! I don't think I've ever been to a wedding without a bouquet toss. I generally hate this part of weddings, though I've had two good experiences; 1 my boyfriend's dad pushing me into the fray (making me feel all 'you want me in your family!'), and 2 every single women actively stepping back from…

I haven't seen one in awhile. Honestly, I don't even want to do a father daughter dance because its too sappy for me.

Let's face it, you can divide this year into two categories: Age of Ultron and Star Wars; and everything else.

Really, i could care less what he said Americans, but holy shit - "you can smell black people coming"? That is racist as fuck.

This is the opinion of a sweatpants wearing fashion idiot, but it seems to me that, "objectively," the clothes that Alexa Chung wears are terrible. The only reason they're subjectively not terrible is because she is very thin, and cute, and "quirky" (had to swab my keyboard with alcohol after typing that word). It is…

I am so glad that you had a wonderful wedding, but there are plenty of women who don't want to get married, or don't want a wedding, or find joy in other things. There are also plenty of people who find nothing but pain and suffering in marriage. What works for you doesn't work for everyone, and pitying other women…

I don't think I could have done that. I mean, I'd like to say I'd be all "yeah, eff him! who needs him anyway!" too, but I just don't think I'd have been in any shape to do something like that. Glad she could though — the photo shoot looks like fun, the dress looks awesome and she's appreciative of the fact she…

Looks like it's working pretty well, since this didn't happen in LA County. Blaming Measure B for people running an unsafe working environment in Nevada seems a little odd.

The joke is that they're balls that are so hot that the guy in question has to spread his legs so that they cool off.

Dairy products reduce flatulence? Not for the lactose intolerant, they don't. I have intermittent and mild lactose intolerance and let me tell you that under the wrong circumstances, dairy is the last thing you want me to consume right before a flight...

Keep on clutching those pearls whilst fucking that chicken!

Keep fucking that chicken.