I think someone- Shonda Rhimes?- might be developing a TV show or movie about her!

Haha! I think I'd be the women turning her back on the bouquet. It does seem kind of funny, in movies, but I bet in reality it sucks.

Yeah- is that a thing people still do? I'm getting married in May, and we are doing neither the bouquet toss nor the cake smearing thing. I've only been to a handful of American weddings, but none I've ever attended (even the uber-religious Christian ones) had a bouquet toss. Seemed like even to the old-fashioned, the…

I was watching Top Chef the other week, and Padma Lakshmi was wearing overalls. I mean, she looked like a beautiful farmer, but it was the weirdest outfit.

Barbaric and horrible.

Do you honestly think this guy suddenly realized, one week before the wedding, he didn't want to get married? That is a ridiculous assumption (which no doubt you will argue). It was a dick move to 1. propose to a woman you're not in love with, 2. plan a wedding with her, 3. plan a wedding with her, 4. plan a wedding…

I thought that the NYPD were not policing this week?

THIIIIS. That has to be true, right? I'm planning my wedding right now, and holy shit if we canceled it, we'd be out thousands of dollars.

"He gave me a lakeside wedding at dusk" says it all.

While it is certainly a dick maneuver to break off the wedding one week before, I agree with the bride that she's better off knowing now. Anyway, kudos to her for turning what could've been a painful moment into a new chapter!

What are "a fucking lava balls"?!? Very curious minds inquire.

Whoa, I never realized they were in France until I read this- that makes the language stuff even more bizarre.

What happens to the people who try to smuggle this shit onto a plane? Do they get arrested, or does the TSA have a good laugh with them, confiscate their weapons/drugs/stupid comments, and let them on their way?

That is quite a leap of logic! Thanks for playing.

Well, congratulations to my "co-ethnic."

Wow, well-put.

It's not not opposite day.

Yikes! Will there be consequences, or is this just another case of "boys being boys"?

Why do some people, even those who have presumably received the best education, still capitalize random letters? What is that? Is it a type of communication that I just don't understand?

If there wasn't a virgin birth, then Mary was just a regular old slut like the rest of us.