FINALLY! I’ve been waiting for a year for someone to make fun of Trump in the comments. It’s like, don’t people realize that every single article can be turned into an insult against the guy? I’ve been downloading cheese fondue recipes and I’m totally frustrated that the comments don’t include, “This fondue is orange,…

You call it “lagom,” I call it “everything in moderation.”

Great recommendation on the weekend pass.

The Montgomery Ward’s of Chicago food?

But the carbs are the best part!

I’m at my most miserable when my friends say, “Let’s go to Portillo’s!”

You’re not wrong on either count. But, to defend myself in an overly pedantic way, I didn’t say, “good Chicago dog,” I said, “Good hot dog.”

First Phoenix, now Chicago! Two of my favorite cities, one after another.

Since you’re from SLC, I think I speak for many in Phoenix when I say, “We sincerely respect your decision to vacation elsewhere.

I’m too jealous. Add a bag of In-n-Out’s double-doubles and fries, and I’d weep.

I love Phoenix. Lived there nearly a decade. Some recommendations (in addition to the good ones from burnerofcourse):