Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

That new Pokémon Go update is realistic as hell.

You’ll be fine. If you pee beforehand, watch out for that water pressure in the sink when you go to wash your hands.

Silly question: How is one able to actually trademark “Rio?”

When are the big companies and USOC going to learn to just let it go? I’ve never heard of Oiselle but good for them for sponsoring some of the lesser known athletes. The big companies let a winner slip through their grasp so now nobody can celebrate the athlete’s success? I probably am not the market for Oiselle, but…

You may be right about hockey. You get to see the whole ice and you can see things develop much better than on TV. You could get that with any sport, since most of them tend to zoom in on the ball on TV and you don’t see much else, but it seems to be a bigger advantage with hockey.

As a fan of any team, why should I see them in person if they suck? Tickets are expensive. Concessions are practically profiteering and much worse than I can make at home. Parking is exorbitant. Traffic is almost always bad. Games start and end late for TV and I probably have to work tomorrow. Lines in the bathroom…

Spoiler alert: it’s not.

No. He’s just not allowed to choose to sign with a team that’s too good(because then he’s a coward). Or too bad(Doesn’t care about winning!). Or in too big a market(SOLD OUT TO NIKE!). Or too small(CAN’T TAKE PRESSURE?!?!?)

Someone a little more explosive than Kevin Durant put OKC on the map. I hate myself

This is all you need to know about Ed Werder. That he misspelled “even” is just icing on the cake.

If getting out of the water isn’t possible, swim directly away from the grenade as fast as possible. Grenades aren’t powerful explosives, and the shock wave loses power with the square of the distance.

Feds to states with TRAP laws:

Doesn’t this figure represent the cost to the theater of those families pursuing legal action against them even though they did nothing wrong? I feel like I’m mostly OK with this, depending on how aggressively they seek payment. Anyone who jumped on board trying to get a payout or place blame on what amounts to an…

Translation: “I had hoped that no one would find out just what kind of horrible, sub-human piece of garbage I am, but, you have, so I’m callously trying to save face as best I can.”

Dear Adequate Woman,

Wait, so your friends stuck with you through your worst times, when you were at your weakest, and now that they’re the ones in need, you want to get away from their “negative clouds”. I want to make this as clear as possible for you to understand. You are a user. Now that you have your shit together, you don’t need…

All of these stadium deal pay off for the teams.

Please note that a majoity Conservative Cobb county government bent over backwards to give the future Cobb County Braves a deal that the majority Libral Atlanta/Fulton County governments wouldn’t.

I am guessing he wasn’t at a Dodge dealership?