Ole Miss? If so, they’ve dropped the warm beer rule. I was traveling through there for work last year and shooting the breeze with the beer store guy because I had noticed that the liquor stores only sold liquor (no beer) and I’m always curious about the weird blue laws down there.

This has been my working theory for some time now. Graham and the rest of the GOP have basically conceded the White House for 2016 but they know that if Trump is their nominee then a) GOP turnout will be lower than normal because what sensible Republicans exist (there’s gotta be some!) will stay home since they can’t…

I’ve seen a UFO. There were two of them, actually. I was out for a walk with my girlfriend, who was always sober so that means I was totally sober. I lived in rural eastern Georgia, about 50 miles from a major Army base and about 50 and 60 miles away from 2 nuclear power plants (I had never heard of the power plant…

I’ll be the devil’s (NFL’s) advocate here. And as a lifelong stoner and firm believer that the world would be a better place if everybody would just burn a doobie and chill the fuck out, this kinda pains me, but here goes.

Oh yeah, I forgot that puppies whine at night. That’s because you made the classic mistake and only got one puppy. I got my two heathens on the same day and they cuddled up in their crate the first night and have been best good friends ever since. Everybody always asked me “OMG how can you handle two of them??” and my…

OK somebody help me out here. Why wouldn’t Holm, as the just-defeated champ, not get the first title rematch shot against Tate? Why does Rousey get to leapfrog her and go straight to Tate? Is it just name recognition, office politics, $$$$ ?

Yep. And instead of removing the tape around the bunch that says “Organic”, I cut it with scissors, remove my one banana, and re-tape the bunch. The tape keeps the bunch from spreading out and the tips don’t get brown. I get 7 or 8 at a time and they always last a full week. The skins get all brown as hell, but the…

I can empathize. I recently gave up drinking because I started taking a migraine medication that makes beer taste like shit. I could power through it (and did for a while), but I just didn’t enjoy it anymore so I stopped. So if I hung out with people that were drinking and told them I wasn’t because it ‘tasted funny’,…

Hey good for you! Life is short and most people don’t realize that until it’s way too late. And you’re absolutely right, the only thing worse than growing old is NOT growing old.

And I thought Lou Piniella kicking dirt on the ump and throwing a base was weird. At least the umps never said “fuck it, we’re out”.

I had a similar experience with Vicodin in my 20s. My friends would pop a couple and go to the bar and brag about a fantastic night so one night they gave me a couple and... it made my lingering knee pain go away for the night. I drank a few beers and got a normal beer buzz but nothing special at all. The next time…

Thanks random internet stranger. I gave up trying to meet someone several years ago so maybe you’re right about one of these days. Cheers!

Jeff Blauser - Hey, I remember that guy! Wait, this isn’t a remembering that guy column?

Starbucks barista wrote her phone number on a cup of coffee

Yeah the texture and spiciness combination was no good. Same friend puked up spaghetti once. Also no good.

barfing up pizza is the WORST

If they’re planning on making $35,000 a litter and over $1 million a year, that’s 29 litters a year. And they only need one breeding female? Shoulda been old buddies first clue that something was fishy.