Holy shit her voice and cadence is memorizing in a particularly disturbing way. The description of conquering her depression through jesus is freaky as fuck knowing how reckless she was with the money she was sent by vulnerable people. The tears! The music! The tie-in to Tammy Faye Baker! The chuckling demand for cash…
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It’s weird to be an in-betweener as well. At the first mention of falsies I also thought of the chicken-cutlet bra stuffers but the second time I absolutely pictured the eyelashes. To me, this word means both things. What a time to be alive.
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I’m betting it will be Paul Ryan, the Reluctant Prince of the GOP. We already saw him agonize over the speaker position, he has a lot of practice feigning a moral struggle as he hefts the weight of the Republican leadership upon his shrugging shoulder.
At this point, I think this kind of music video is made and funded mostly to show off products and clothes, not the music. Speaking as a former set designer for low-budget movies, this is a very low-rent video with high-class threads. So they probably hired a fast moving commercial crew, got the clothes for free and…
haha, I am so with you!
Oh, I am 100% team Stark but also quickly warming up to Yara, who seems like a solid ally for Sansa (they are pseudo-connected as sisters by Theon) and a less natural one for Dany. So we’ll have to see if the Greyjoys can see the longterm issues with bringing Dany back to fuck up Sansa/Jon’s business. I personally…
Sometimes she appears to summon/feel him and lately she’s getting better at it. My mom used to do something similar when she needed me to do laundry or take out the trash. I’d be just hanging with my friends in the basement when suddenly a chill would come over me and I would know that she had contacted me with her…
oh, yes, that is true. It just seems extra annoying coming from her, maybe it’s her delivery. I much prefer Tyrion’s bungled Valyrian to Dany’s perfect Dothraki. Can you imagine him giving a speech at this point?
Totally acknowledge Dothraki is a language...and I assume Valyrian must be too? But seriously, 1/2 of Emilia Clarke’s lines are mushy sounding words shouted at large groups of people. It gets tedious.
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I feel like you don’t understand why it’s fun to apply the mundane details of real life to magical dragon zombies.
Right, that was what I thought too - but Aerys going mad is what kicked off a whole lot of shit, right? Ultimately resulting in Robert Baratheon taking the throne...and if Robert had never become king, he never would have brought Cersei to Winterfell, so Bran never would have been pushed...and Bran’s fall is really…
Good take! I really hope you are right - and actually it also makes a lot of sense that he would test Arya against a theatrical Cersei first, to see if she could understand the vulnerable side of the queen before she is sent to assassinate the real deal. It’s a much bigger deal to take the life of someone you can…
Isn’t it the Lord of Light/Red God bringing people back in the brotherhood situation or is there another trick they have up their sleeve? Either way, it seems like it’s getting pretty hard to stay dead in Westeros these days.
Ah! Poor white pony but damn, Dany, what a major upgrade on the whip.
but still...it’s pretty unfair to the Dothraki to drag them to the other side of the world where they are supposed to burn all these little windmills and barns to the ground and then are they allowed to stay? Do they have to go back to their own land? With the Unsullied, it made sense that she could use them to…
Even calling boats “wooden horses” is so condescending and obnoxious. These savages who don’t even know how to have face-to-face sex (she really blew Drogo’s mind with that one, but of course she learned that trick from her white slave), these rapey brutes are the ones she wants to bring to her homeland to “tear down…