And all kinds of other stuffed animals! What a weird decor choice...like the implication is that J.Biel went unicorn hunting on an imagination safari and collected this severed head to proudly display her prowess as the slayer of dreams? (8/10 would see that movie in theaters tho)

It’s so fucking scary that they want to train kids how to KILL SOMEONE WITH A PENCIL IN THE EYE. Kids are hormonal rage bags who fight and bully each other using techniques they figure out all on their own...why in fuck’s name would you give them the skills to become deadly with random objects? How do you not assume…

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very true, this is a fun game that illustrates that point:

I am so down to be bffs. For serious.

Oh, did you just read The Handmaid’s Tale too? I kept getting confused in places because I wasn’t sure if I was reading a current news story or a dystopian science fiction novel but the plot points were just so similar...

I used to live with this actress/model who would get drunk and say “My worst nightmare is that someday I’ll be forgotten like Selma Blair!” to which I would pat her awkwardly and murmur “Honey, I don’t think you have to worry about that...people have to know who you are in order to forget you.”

If/when I give birth, I am going to do my damndest to do it in some version of this dress. My baby will be welcomed by my hot threads and know that the world is better with beads.

UGH I LOVE PREGS ANNE HATHAWAY’S DRESS SO DEEPLY. And her hair. And her makeup. Easily my fav party look of the night.

He’ll also love Ronia The Robber’s Daughter by Astrid Lindgrin. All the charm and wit of Pippi Longstocking but set in a mythical forest with gnomes and fairies. Her friendship with Burk, the boy-next-cave, inspired me to make friends with a boy in my 4th grade class. We ended up being the best adventure buddies ever…

Funny story! I had a pair of semi-orthodox (male) clients and though initially they were very upset to have woman as their account manager, they warmed up to me once they saw I was good at my job. That is, until the end of a particularly grueling meeting with a contractor (who I absolutely schooled), one of them shook…

Or, in the event that the father cannot be identified within 30 days, the mother should write in state Reps. John D. Cavaletto and Keith Wheeler, who will then financially provide for the child.

I think you are totally right about why people who don’t see themselves as racists are so quick to shout “ALL” when they hear the word “Black”. It is a knee-jerk reaction to something they feel excludes them as victims or targets them as perpetrators. If the movement was called…

Oh yeah, we are still friends. He ended up NOT converting, came home and got a law degree, now he works for the department of labor in Kansas. He’s married to a very cool woman, it all worked out for the best.

I feel like that’s the most important part of this interview...this image of indulgent, over-the-top opulence and luxury, the home of the everyman candidate.

My sister is a kindergarten teacher on a very dangerous reservation. The tribal police do what they can to protect everyone but people make threats against the school ALL THE TIME. It’s terrifying.

A one line email, he was studying abroad in Egypt:

Someone was riding one of these things behind me on the sidewalk and it was impossible...I stress, impossible...not to slow down and deliberately stroll down the middle of the path just to mess with him. I tried my best to politely move aside and let him scooot by with his trendy geoprint backpack and gold headphones…

Upthread, Libraryanneagain made a good point:

Yeah, I feel you on trying to keep a neutral opinion on personalities. It’s tough when so much is based on ‘liking’ a candidate. I also try to not take gaffes and slip-ups too seriously because damn, the shitty schedule these people have to maintain in just unreal. No person could do the amount of campaigning these…