I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.

I like to top mine with crushed pretzels. It provides the salt and also some carby balance to the bowl of fat/protein. 

This does take a fairly sharp knife to accomplish, but we all have sharp knives in our kitchens, right?

Yes.  I have Brooklyn, Charlotte, and Fairfax and recommend them in that order.  Those’re the only three I’ve tried.  

My theory is it is ok to ask anyone who I have the option of not spending time with or masking around i.e. anyone. It is an extremely valid data point in deciding who I choose to be exposed to and with what precautions, and while it’s your right not to get vaccinated, it’s also perfectly reasonable to bar the…

Dump them. Done.

Not unless both ingredients are bagels.

I have never had a discussion with an anti-gun advocate who treated a gun enthusiast with anything even approaching respect.
On the contrary, the anti-gun folks have always shown themselves to be bloodthirsty and inhumane at every opportunity. Worse, they are laughably uninformed on the topic they spew so much venom…

those are wadcutters. they designed for target shooting and make a nice clean hole in paper so you can see how you’re doing.

You know, except for those times when it settles major lawsuits:

I write a lot for work and use it religiously. There are no good reasons to not use it and plenty of good reasons to use it. It’s also probably the second-most common change I make when editing something someone else has written, but fortunately, I’m responsible for maintaining our internal style guide, so I included…

shut up

My parents had a slightly different rewards system: Either get good grades or we’ll beat the shit out of you. It worked great.

Ronnie sucks.  Ronnie’s family sucks.  Ronnie’s “friends” (nobody actually likes Ronnie) suck.  Don’t be like Ronnie.

Except the first death in my county was a 28 year old man. So no, it’s not just about the 70+ year olds. 

Now if we can just convince the ten people you can see in the kitchen to wear masks, and not just the actual person handing me my food. It’s a nice little petri dish they’ve got going on back there.

“Definitively proving” masks “work” to slow the spread of Covid would be unethical. All we can do is rely on what data we do have available, all of which shows that masks seem to be effective at reducing transmission. On the other hand, there is zero downside to you wearing a mask, unless you are one of the very rare…

Both masks and lockdowns have been proven to slow this down.   Nice try though. 

Wear a mask you fucking clown. I’m surprised a science denier even knows what an app is. Go actually read some scientific literature you imbecile.

Note the Solar Panel is sold separately and runs another 150 dollars

Note the Solar Panel is sold separately and runs another 150 dollars