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I leave these out so some pervert doesn’t try drying their filthy mitts on the same towel I use to dry my junk.

so basically all the best things in Portland are packed in bowls...

fantastic

if you have low water pressure do yourself a favor and upgrade to a system with a pump

if you have low water pressure do yourself a favor and upgrade to a system with a pump

question #1 do you care what others think?

who said the frozen one was junk? lasagna freezes and reheats very well.

I vote for Banana something. I do reheat frozen lasagna and other casserole type things regularly and find my counter top hot tub to outshine anything else I’ve tried.

careful with that a/c advice. if you live in a very humid area even turning it up to 85 for a week could turn your house into a swamp to rival Dagobah welcoming you home to musty/moldy goodness

ATTENTION HATERS

you kids and your constant need for information. just treat everything like a box of chocolates. take one bite and put back what you don’t like. as an added bonus you will never get invited to anything ever again. that my friends is a win win.

A recent study by people studying studies proved that studies study oh fuck it, if a silly little can of happiness is going to kill you, you were fucked from go.

that’s why you eat it with a tumbler of bourbon silly

to solve the same problem and keep it portable I put all the dimensions with good descriptions in a file and keep it on my phone. now when I see something when we’re out and wonder if it will fit I know.

do you have political aspirations? because I would vote the shit out of you.

anchovy paste is easy magic