Peaches come from a can,
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
I’d eat peaches every day

and yet you hate peeps...WTF??? :) :(

pair these up with some of those poop color changing oreo peeps and you got a party...not a party I want to go to...but still a party

“Peeps: Full disclosure: I hate Peeps”

yes this pisses me off...yes this is stupid

blah blah eggs in a jar blah blah

Now if someone can just convince adafruit that usps is not the devil...

this would make a great article/series...shit you’re throwing out because you’re too dumb to use it...you could use your magic writing skills to make the title less dickish but you get the idea

good job earning extra awesomeness points today

department store? oh yeah I think I remember those. weren’t they the place people used to go before Amazon?

I vote for chicken livers

Dina: I had— I had no idea you could milk a cat.
Greg: Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack: I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

haha you dummies share cake

just bite into it like an apple. it will suck and you will look stupid but then years from now people can say...hey remember that time you tried to bite an avocado you dumb ass...

After I stir the hell out of it I leave it in the refrigerator and all is well. If you don’t stir it all up this will leave you with concrete in the bottom of the jar.

looks like I owe you four hundred twenty apologies for not following you before I got my anova!

Since you are in the free state of Oregon how about figuring out some cool sous vide things to do with weed?

so...um...I guess this means you dealt it

Bravo

big deal...my wife lectures me for free all the time